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#1
GUYS


the easiest job in the world...


HOME INSPECTOR 40-45k a year for walking inside a house!
#2
Remind me never to hire you as a home inspector.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#4
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#10
Quote by CraigKing
"If it was that easy, everyone would be doing it"

for a secnond there i thought you were Union Jake cuz of the flag
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#11
Actually the easiest job is working as a weather man in San Diego, California. 6 figure income and on TV for less then a minute.

"What's the weather going to be like today?"
"Nice. Um, back to you."


Kudos to who gets the reference.
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Quote by Hot_Money420


haha. fucking eh!



btw. to ts: you're seriously an idiot. have you ever done anything like that before? knowing all the stupid rules for framing is a b!tch.
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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


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I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
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Quote by dubstar92
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.

no ****ing way you lie
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#14
Quote by dubstar92
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.

manswers FTW
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Quote by The_Paranoia
Actually the easiest job is working as a weather man in San Diego, California. 6 figure income and on TV for less then a minute.

"What's the weather going to be like today?"
"Nice. Um, back to you."


Kudos to who gets the reference.


Lewis Black?
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My friend is a mall cop, and he just hangs out at the mall in a uniform basically. Sometimes he just sits in corridors all day. And to all of you who think mall cops actually have authority and things to do, you're wrong. They can't do ****, and if something goes wrong they have to call the real cops to do the job. Only down side is it only pays 11.50 per hour.
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
#18
Quote by humperdunk
no ****ing way you lie

Nope as long as
1: You have a college degree
2: you are over a certain height, i think 5'8"
3: High fertility rate
4: I think there might be another one but I can't remember

Quote by exylum
manswers FTW

woot I love that show
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
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Quote by The_Paranoia
Good job, have a cookie


Jesus christ! The size of a dinner plate, you forgot to mention.
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Quote by dubstar92
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.


So wait? I've been jerking off into my socks all this time... when I could be making money off of this?! Now I feel even more ashamed
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No actually its just walking around your supposed to be checking for PROBLEMS with the house so that people dont DIE from these problems when they move in
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
Peavey Valveking 112
Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#22
A writer for Family Guy.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
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Quote by dubstar92
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.


yea but you also have to be healthy, which means free of diseases, problems, etc, you also have to be a certain age and you can't drink or smoke very much... sounds easy enough, eh?
I see no sign of fortress.
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it's not that easy. You have to pass tests to be certified and know the code book which changes a lot each month. I gave up becoming an electrician due to many reasons but one was the codes and huge test.
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Quote by acoginthesystem
Jesus christ! The size of a dinner plate, you forgot to mention.

I'm feeling generous. Must be the Thanksgiving Fever kicking in.

/Lame
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Quote by Angelicc
So wait? I've been jerking off into my socks all this time... when I could be making money off of this?! Now I feel even more ashamed


don't your toes squish when you walk?
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#27
Quote by Alter-Bridge
A writer for Family Guy.

"Well, at least it's not as bad as the time.."

Look, I can be a family guy writer too.
#28
Quote by exiledsoul
don't your toes squish when you walk?


nooo, I only use the dirty ones and plus it almost doesn't feel like you touching yourself when you wear a sock on it, i recommend it!
#29
Quote by exiledsoul
don't your toes squish when you walk?

haha i lold
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
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Quote by Angelicc
nooo, I only use the dirty ones and plus it almost doesn't feel like you touching yourself when you wear a sock on it, i recommend it!


you'd put a dirty sock that your feet have been sweating in all day on your dick? that's just asking for an infection.



EDIT: to above...i try
Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#31
Quote by dubstar92
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.


This is incredibly untrue.
You're*
#32
Quote by The_Paranoia
Actually the easiest job is working as a weather man in San Diego, California. 6 figure income and on TV for less then a minute.

"What's the weather going to be like today?"
"Nice. Um, back to you."


Kudos to who gets the reference.

Damn, I'm too late.
RIP Jasmine You.

Lieutenant of the 7-string/ERG Legion

Quote by FaygoBro420
Yo wassup, I'm trying to expand my musical horizons if you know what I mean, so can anybody reccomend me some cool Juggalo jazz?
#33
Quote by Survivalism
This is incredibly untrue.

not really
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
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Quote by dubstar92
not really


Yeah, really. $96,000 is $250 a day every day. Sperm banks pay $50 at the most and you go once a week.
You're*
#35
Quote by Survivalism
Yeah, really. $96,000 is $250 a day every day. Sperm banks pay $50 at the most and you go once a week.


I still don't get the logic behind the concept of getting paid to donate something
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Quote by dubstar92
ok thanks

edit: BTW selling sperm at the sperm bank can earn you around $96,000 a year.


But wouldn't it be weird if you were like 20 and donated sperm and when you were lets say 55 you marry a 30 year old (happens) and you find out it's your daughter?
#37
McDonalds worker is the easiest job in the world. All you have to do is follow a pattern and do it fast...And you get free food with it so it's pure brilliance!
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#38
Quote by Spamwise
"Well, at least it's not as bad as the time.."

Look, I can be a family guy writer too.


Are you a manatee?
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#39
being the bassist. unless your last name rhymes with playfool.

and home inspection is the kind of job where you'd have to do your homework before being employed as one and go through a whole lot of other promotions and shiz after doing the crap jobs...you don't just go straight in after college or uni.
yo.

I BELIEVE
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