#1


"Arrrgggh James don't put it in so deep! Slower! Slower aaahhhhh"




"Don't ever masturbate with my icyhot again Kirk!"
#6
"I like to grab sticks, and dicks, too."

"UNGAWA!"

-Lars Ulrich, Current drummer of Metallica, ex-lead-guitarist of Slayer and the Ramones

oh yeah, and "" -James Hetfield
Gear List:
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Last edited by rickster470 at Nov 26, 2008,
#8
gtfo. NAO.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#10
here, i got one:

"don't steal my music or i'll come to your house and give you a nice, danish kick in nuts! jaaa!.....followed by a call to the local police department!"
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My Anti-Drug
#11
"im a complete ****ing asshole"
-Lars "The Complete Fucking Asshole" Ulrich
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#12
i got one too...


Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#13


that Jericho thing is starting to annoy me greatly. It's gonna be the next pear I can tell, seeing its popped up in about 5 threads in the last 2 minutes and in the Tourettes Vader thread its posted over 100 times easily...
#16

"Metlica is the awesome!"
♪♫♪
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Hollywood said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Put this in your signature if you are one of the 92% who wouldn't be breathing.
#17
"I hate napster, but you can download our music now"
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#20
"Oasis is one of my favorite bands"
[font="Arial Blackeat my asshole... far more tasteful than kissing someone's ass[/FONT"]
#21
Quote by MeltingWaxFace


that Jericho thing is starting to annoy me greatly. It's gonna be the next pear I can tell, seeing its popped up in about 5 threads in the last 2 minutes and in the Tourettes Vader thread its posted over 100 times easily...


i can't stop doing it lol
If I hadn't made that thread.. where would the Pit be now?

100 (or more) chris jericho Burn pics less..
#23
I can't remeber any Lars one, but here is one by Kirk
"Piece of **** cake!"
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Gibson Flying V
Jackson RR3 w/ Zakk Wylde EMG's
'89 Marshall 8240 Combo Amp
Marshall MG10 CD
Boss MT-2
Dunlop Dime Crybaby From Hell
#24
AAHAHAAHHAHA

Your all ignorant TOOLS to say the least.
At least lars has the balls to do what he feels is his right.
#25
Quote by Damage,Inc
AAHAHAAHHAHA

Your all ignorant TOOLS to say the least.
At least lars has the balls to do what he feels is his right.



We're ignorant?

Is someone upset?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#27
Quote by Damage,Inc
AAHAHAAHHAHA

Your all ignorant TOOLS to say the least.
At least lars has the balls to do what he feels is his right.



#28
Quote by MeltingWaxFace

Quote by Immortal_Guitar
ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#30
Why are people getting so upset? Obviously, people are joking..gosh..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#31
Quote by Jako215


"No Matter how much St. Anger sucked Im still making more money off that album in one day than all the money you need to pay your mortgage off."



Let me tell you what he really said


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#34
"GOD DAMNIT KIRK, WOULD U PUT DOWN THAT FUKKING WAH-WAH FOR 1 GOD DAMN SECOND!!!!!!!"


P.S. this thread fails and im going to see Metallica 12/17/08
Quote by vulcan422
i wish i could see Children Of Bodom agen
Quote by red157
Granted. But you have to endure support by the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and a steaming turd.

1. Death
2. Children Of Bodom
3. Metallica
4. Megadeth
5. Pantera
6. Cannibal Corpse
#35
During the initial planning stages of St. Anger:

"You guys, I am gonna play garbage can lids and Kirk you aren't allowed to play guitar solos. Well, if James gives me my reacharound next time he ass****s me then fine, but as of now no."


(as of 2008 James still hasn't given Lars his tugjob)



Quote by vulcan422


P.S. this thread fails and im going to see Metallica 12/17/08



I'd be going if they weren't washed up hasbeens who should have retired nearly 20 years ago.
#36
Quote by vulcan422
"GOD DAMNIT KIRK, WOULD U PUT DOWN THAT FUKKING WAH-WAH FOR 1 GOD DAMN SECOND!!!!!!!"


P.S. this thread fails and im going to see Metallica 12/17/08


nice me too.

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