#1
okay this is completly random but how many people think that if you dont know how to change the oil in a car then you shouldnt drive one?
#2
Well then someone that can't change a video card shouldn't be able to use a computer.
#4
phawp, i havn't changed the oil in my car since i got it 6 years ago. Runs great, it's just kinda hard to see past all the smoke.
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#5
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Well then someone that can't change a video card shouldn't be able to use a computer.



That's three!!!

#6
Changing oil isn't that hard.

If someone didn't know how to change their oil, they could learn VERY easily.
#7
And anyone who can't change a guitar string should be denied a guitar.
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That's three!!!


dude.

it's so dead. just leave it.
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#10
if you can't change the oil in a car....




EDIT: it's not that hard btw.
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phawp, i havn't changed the oil in my car since i got it 6 years ago. Runs great, it's just kinda hard to see past all the smoke.


well seeing as how your supposed to change your oil every three months, my guess is you're car is going to implode in less than 2 years.

give or take.
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if you can't change the oil in a car....




EDIT: it's not that hard btw.


lmao..
#13
um..there are people to do that...that you like, give them money...and then they do it.

the end.
#14
Someone shouldn't drive a car if they are unable to drive a car. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.
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#15
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And anyone who can't change a guitar string should be denied a guitar.
And anyone who can't hold their knife and fork properly should be denied food.
And anyone who can't gut a fish must be taken into the yard and shot for being a non-gutting fish commie.

can't argue with any of those fine points
#16
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Changing oil isn't that hard.

If someone didn't know how to change their oil, they could learn VERY easily.

im not saying its hard, i know how, me and my friend got in an arguement. lol.
#17
Im 14. I can change the oil in a car aswell as many other things. And i can drive better than my mum (woman drivers... who can't drive better than them). I have to wait 4 more years to drive a car. How is that fair?

EDIT: And im taller than most people so i can see further over the dashboard.
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#19
I'm sixteen. I'm a girl. I can change the oil and filter. Dude you really need to get on this...
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Im 14. I can change the oil in a car aswell as many other things. And i can drive better than my mum (woman drivers... who can't drive better than them). I have to wait 4 more years to drive a car. How is that fair?

EDIT: And im taller than most people so i can see further over the dashboard.

lol. sorry to any women who are looking/ going to look at this thread, but women can not drive (well i take this back. maybe its just my mom). i was with my mom. she was driving i was in the passenger seat. we where in a parking garage. she asked if she had enought room to make it in the parking spot. i clearly said "no you do not" and she pulled in anways ripping off the passenger side doors.
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I'm sixteen. I'm a girl. I can change the oil and filter. Dude you really need to get on this...

nice. i respect you. and if your talking to me, i know how to change the oil.
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#22
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lol. sorry to any women who are looking/ going to look at this thread, but women can not drive (well i take this back. maybe its just my mom). i was with my mom. she was driving i was in the passenger seat. we where in a parking garage. she asked if she had enought room to make it in the parking spot. i clearly said "no you do not" and she pulled in anways ripping off the passenger side doors.

hehehe I'm one of said women. No offense taken, we cAn do some pretty stupid things while behind the wheel. I like to think of myself as a good driver though.
It's a pretty weak stereotype though, there are plenty of men who can't drive worth beans.
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Why did you include the part about you being 14..


With all this rap crap ruining the world, stuffs changing, im gunna answer your question with another question:
How many 14 year olds do you know who give a **** about/can change the oil on their car?
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#25
if you cant MAINTAIN something then you probably shouldn't be allowed to USE it.

ex: if you cant wipe your ass, then you cant take a ****
#26
If you can't manscape, you can't have a schlong?
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#27
I'm a girl (not that its particularly relevant) - I can change the oil, and if you give me the right tools I can strip the engine down, clean it, change the liners, grind the valves in, renew all teh seals/gaskets and put it back together again....I could do all that way before I learnt to drive.

Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to use something if you can't maintain it...but just cause you can maintain it you shouldn't automatically be allowed to use it either!
#28
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I'm a girl (not that its particularly relevant) - I can change the oil, and if you give me the right tools I can strip the engine down, clean it, change the liners, grind the valves in, renew all teh seals/gaskets and put it back together again....I could do all that way before I learnt to drive.

Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to use something if you can't maintain it...but just cause you can maintain it you shouldn't automatically be allowed to use it either!



Its always good to see a girl who is doesnt FULLY qualify for the trifecto.
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