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#2
Unless you send me pictures of your naked body to my email, than no.
And wans't this don earlier?
#3
Real friends?
Myspace friends?
UG friends?

please clarify
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#4
ive never been friends with a person named dan, and i intend to keep it that way
Call me Jack
#5
Quote by Filter
Unless you send me pictures of your body to my email, than no.
And wans't this don earlier?

Me too.
#9
Be yourself. Unless you're an asshole. If that's the case, be chuck norris, and beat everyone into being your friend.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#11
i dont like you
dan hmm.... you know what else starts with d?/??

THE DEVIL
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i love you!
have cookie

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^^^ So much win, omg.
#12
it's like that forrest dude all over again.
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#13
Quote by MarineDan
i need help getting friends please help out

Come to New Zealand and have sex with me. We can be f*ck buddies.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#14
Here's a tip.

This is a bad way to start.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#15
Quote by shadow__666
Come to New Zealand and have sex with me. We can be f*ck buddies.



Can I watch?


Lonely depressed teenager here...
#16
Quote by humperdunk
Be yourself. Unless you're an asshole. If that's the case, be chuck norris, and beat everyone into being your friend.


First Phail: Your gay ass Avatar

Second Phail: THat post
#17
Quote by Hot_Money420
Can I watch?


Lonely depressed teenager here...

You're free to join in if you wish.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#18
Some kid did this exact same thing an hour ago. Use the search bar, find him, and I am sure he'll be your friend..unless like me and many others he is afraid to be friends with a "Dan" just because of the dangers involved, not only to your health, but also to your sexual appetite.
#19
Quote by shadow__666
You're free to join in if you wish.



YAY!!


Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Use the search bar, find him, and I am sure he'll be your friend..



I lol'd
#20
Quote by Filter
First Phail: Your gay ass Avatar

Second Phail: THat post

Phail: spamming ghey meme.

inb4 burn gif.
RIP Jasmine You.

Lieutenant of the 7-string/ERG Legion

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Yo wassup, I'm trying to expand my musical horizons if you know what I mean, so can anybody reccomend me some cool Juggalo jazz?
#21
Quote by Filter
First Phail: Your gay ass Avatar

Second Phail: THat post

the truth is horrible sometimes
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#22
Quote by aznrockerdude
Phail: spamming ghey meme.

inb4 burn gif.



You phail sir.
Why?
You posted about something not yet declared a meme



I had too lol
#23
people of the name dare I say it, dan, has a bad reputation for being a friend hungry horde. I'm afraid this one is no differant.
#24
Quote by Filter
First Phail: Your gay ass Avatar

Second Phail: THat post

Dude, you're the guy who's signature links to the dumbest and most overused in one night psudomeme UG has ever seen.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#25
Quote by MarineDan
i need help getting friends please help out

I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#26
Quote by mikko 9119
the truth is horrible sometimes



Hey it's you again! See what happens when you don't supervise me?
#27
Quote by humperdunk
Dude, you're the guy who's signature links to the dumbest and most overused in one night psudomeme UG has ever seen.


I'm proud of what happend tonight lo

and your point.. is??
#28
Quote by Filter
I'm proud of what happend tonight lo

and your point.. is??

You shouldn't be

I thought you were dissing the chuck norris meme. My point was that if that's the case, you're a hippo(cryte)
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#29
Quote by humperdunk
Dude, you're the guy who's signature links to the dumbest and most overused in one night psudomeme UG has ever seen.

sorry but the guy had a point...
two to be exact
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#30
Quote by humperdunk
You shouldn't be

I thought you were dissing the chuck norris meme. My point was that if that's the case, you're a hippo(cryte)


No, because Chris Jericho pwns Chuck Norris.

#31
You do realize your coming to a place full of people you never have, and likely never will meet, asking for help on how to get friends.

First of all, that's pathetic. If you can't make friends on your own, asking strangers how to help will do you no good.

Second, this is the Pit. Seriously. This this through. You're asking the Pit for help getting friends. Now take a minute and think about that. Let it simmer. If you still think it's a good idea, you'll know why you have no friends.
#32
Quote by Hot_Money420
Hey it's you again! See what happens when you don't supervise me?

don't worry, I'm back

and I don't care who you are, on UG, send me an invite, I'll accept.
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#33
Quote by mikko 9119
sorry but the guy had a point...
two to be exact

I haven't slept in 3 days, am hallucinating, and therefore not responsible for anything I post.

As for my avatar, it's a joke. If you can't figure that out, maybe you should spend less time on your computer and more time figuring out the concept of common sense.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#34
Quote by humperdunk
I haven't slept in 3 days, am hallucinating, and therefore am not responsible for anything I post.

As for my avatar, it's a joke. If you can't figure that out, maybe you should spend less time on your computer and more time figuring out the concept of common sense.



This is perfect, it is posts like these that DESERVE a *burn* gif....


that's your cue Filter...
#35
Quote by Filter
No, because Chris Jericho pwns Chuck Norris.


Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#36
Quote by Hot_Money420
This is perfect, it is posts like these that DESERVE a *burn* gif....


that's your cue Filter...



what about my cue???!?!?!?!?!


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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


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I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#37
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Some kid did this exact same thing an hour ago. Use the search bar, find him, and I am sure he'll be your friend..unless like me and many others he is afraid to be friends with a "Dan" just because of the dangers involved, not only to your health, but also to your sexual appetite.


coincidence? I think not
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#38
Quote by humperdunk
I haven't slept in 3 days, am hallucinating, and therefore not responsible for anything I post.

As for my avatar, it's a joke. If you can't figure that out, maybe you should spend less time on your computer and more time figuring out the concept of common sense.

a) it's not my problem you stay up for 3 days and go psycho.
and if your not responsible, why argue back? it's obviously pointless.

b) just because your avatar is a "joke" doesn't make it any less gayer.
and when you've spent over a year in the Pit and watched what gets dragged in here and what freaks drag it in, common sense can sometimes be a hard thing to come by.

so unless your sig says "my avatar is a joke"..
maybe a handful of people would realize it is.
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
Last edited by mikko 9119 at Nov 27, 2008,
#40
Quote by mikko 9119
a) it's not my problem you stay up for 3 days and go psycho.
and if your not responsible, why argue back? it's obviously pointless.

b) just because your avatar is a "joke" doesn't make it any less gayer.
and when you've spent over a year in the Pit and watched what gets dragged in here and what freaks drag it in, common sense can sometimes be a hard thing to come by.

so unless your sig says "my avatar is a joke"..
maybe a handful of people would realize it is.

a) Why the hell not?

b) A joke isn't funny if **** it i'm not going to sit here trying to explain humor to you i'm going for a walk. Later.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
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