#1
1.)Must always be as hot as so,




2.) Must have man like ability to " not give a ****"


3.) Must be loyal. (can trust to not cheat on you)


Yeah that's about it.

edit: (oh yeah a topic!)


Agree?
Last edited by BigBrownBeaver at Nov 27, 2008,
#3
I'm right here.
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#5
I fit all three, except....


I'm a guy.
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#6
Actually, I only fit the first two. I would cheat on you in a heartbeat.
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#7
Good for you.
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#8
Sorry dudes ill take some time with a girl not as hot as uma. But if i am gonna stay with a girl FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE she has to be up to par. Or as i like to say it, up to uma.
#9
well this list is just as realistic as that other "100 things a man should be" list.


I agree!

When all women fit this guy's list, all men shall fit the other list
#11
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Good luck with that

If UG's hottest member mocks you as she has, you're screwed.
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#14
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If UG's hottest member mocks you as she has, you're screwed.



If UG's hottest member said what she just said. UG's got a very poor selection of actual hot girls. Sorry mate.
#15
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Uma Thurmans not even that hot.

She has MAN FEET


I don't think she's hot at all, she has the face of a fish and the eyes of a sheep.

but meh, i'd do her anywayz!

just to say... I did Uma
#18
My next girlfriend will be Haley Williams, that is all.
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#19
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My next girlfriend will be Haley Williams, that is all.

She's a Christian, so...good luck bro. And learning to spell her name might actually be a good way to start.
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#20
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She's a Christian, so...good luck bro. And learning to spell her name might actually be a good way to start.

Hey now, I've dated one of those super christian girls.....


...


They were the longest, most sex-deprived months of my life.....
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