Ok, Now I need to know if there is a device that I could plug my guitar into, and then that device has like a USB or something that plugs into my computer, that would be sweet

if that doesnt exist and I'm just dreaming then is there a Microphone that would do the same thing?
You can use anything that has the ability to send a line level signal, then plug it into the Line IN jack on your comp. I do this with my AMT DT-2 a lot.
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