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#1
Well I have a huge number of things I HAVE to do in the shower and gettin ready.

1) Go in, lock door
2) Empty pockets, place on sink around the blue stain thing
3) Towel goes on towel rack above toilet
4) New shirt goes on left clothes hook, new pants goes on right clothes hook
5) Old shirt covers hole in door
6) Turn around hot/cold knobs so H looks like an I and C is backwards, so when I turn on the water to my liking they spell out H and C not I and backwards C
7) Shower covers have to be pulled all the way to the right, and there must be a hole big enough to put one leg in at a time to get in shower (about 4 inches) wide
8) Get bangs damp first then rest of hair, then shampoo, but put on soap before I wash out shampoo, then wash out soap, then wash out shampoo
9) When I'm done, turn off shower but not water, I have to switch the knobs so its I and backwards C so when I turn them off its H and C
10) Get out, dry hair first, then left leg, then right leg, then rest. If i go outta order I'll re-shower
11) Put on pants first then take shirt outta hole, then put on shirt, then put stuff in pockets.

I'll even go off in my head and be like 1, then do it then say 2, then do it n so on.

Is this OCD? I think it is but my parents don't.
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#4
Your parents are idiots.
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#5
Yeah i know but how kensai?


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that actually made me laugh a little
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#6
Yes bro. I had the same problem. I saw a guy who worked with me on eliminating mine and also got a low dose prescription to help. I had activities ranging all over the place, like chewing with certain sides of my mouth in a pattern, folding clothes in certain orders, brushing teeth in a certain pattern for a certain time in each area, etc...
#7
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Yeah i know but how kensai?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_disorder

Tell them to read that and weep.
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#10
1) Go in, lock door
2) Empty pockets, place on sink around the blue stain thing
3) Towel goes on towel rack above toilet
4) New shirt goes on left clothes hook, new pants goes on right clothes hook
5) Old shirt covers hole in door
6) Turn around hot/cold knobs so H looks like an I and C is backwards, so when I turn on the water to my liking they spell out H and C not I and backwards C
7) Shower covers have to be pulled all the way to the right, and there must be a hole big enough to put one leg in at a time to get in shower (about 4 inches) wide
8) Get bangs damp first then rest of hair, then shampoo, but put on soap before I wash out shampoo, then wash out soap, then wash out shampoo

8.5) Masturbate

9) When I'm done, turn off shower but not water, I have to switch the knobs so its I and backwards C so when I turn them off its H and C
10) Get out, dry hair first, then left leg, then right leg, then rest. If i go outta order I'll re-shower
11) Put on pants first then take shirt outta hole, then put on shirt, then put stuff in pockets.


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#11
Youre a Legend! Thats a good method but it must take you about 20 minutes to have a shower? Nah thats not OCD, thats Great planning!
#15
Depends if you don't do a set in your shower routine, do you get anxious?
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#17
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That's not OCD, thats a routine. We all have one.


yeah but if i get outta order or forget somethin i'll restart it all or sit there for the rest of the day n bite my nails n scratch my skin alot n it drives me crazy

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YOu told your parents?

Thats kind of weird.


No i told them I do the same thing and I go crazy if i mess up not everythin i do

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You have BANGS?

What, terrorist lice, or something?



well i push em to the side i don't have like bangs bangs just there there
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#18
The counting can be associated with O.C.D, and forgetting to do something is not an option, you go back and re-do it. You just don't leave it, and wonder what might have been. Living with it is a very frustrating process. But it sounds to me like you have a mild case of it, just be thankful it's not fullblown...you don't want that, as it takes over you and pretty much controls how you live your life and interact with people.
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#19
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yeah but if i get outta order or forget somethin i'll restart it all or sit there for the rest of the day n bite my nails n scratch my skin alot n it drives me crap.


ocd without a doubt.
#20
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ocd without a doubt.


well i'm not ****ing taking prozac
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#21
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well i'm not ****ing taking prozac


Fluoxetine hydrochloride (prozac) is for majorly depressed people. It's not used very often for O.C.D, but think about the money you could make hoarding them off.
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#22
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well i push em to the side i don't have like bangs bangs just there there


You push the terrorist lice to the side?

They're being held down by the man! They're sticking it to the man.

Because they're 70's blacksploitation lice.
#23
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Fluoxetine hydrochloride (prozac) is for depressed people...you're not depressed are you.


No but they give you it for ocd sometimes
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#24
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You push the terrorist lice to the side?

They're being held down by the man! They're sticking it to the man.

Because they're 70's blacksploitation lice.


what's terrorist lice?
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#26
ya i just realized that. you won't get it since your not that bad. it's like for the angry violent thinking crazy O.C.Der's.
#27
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Suicide bombing insects.

I believe they're responsible for the bangs in your hair.


I just go the jokes you've been making this whole thread.
#28
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10) Get out, dry hair first, then left leg, then right leg, then rest. If i go outta order I'll re-shower.


That's pretty dumb from my perspective.
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#29
You seem too determined to have OCD as if you want to have it! So maybe just an attention thing? Now that you've passed all this on to other people you will probably feel more obliged to do it.

Just my guess....
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#30
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That's pretty dumb from my perspective.


But you don't have OCD, do you. Dickhead.
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#31
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I can't say for sure... But everyone has their own "Shower Ritual" (myself included)

I dont =[
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#32
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Suicide bombing insects.

I believe they're responsible for the bangs in your hair.


oh. lol
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#33
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You seem too determined to have OCD as if you want to have it! So maybe just an attention thing? Now that you've passed all this on to other people you will probably feel more obliged to do it.

Just my guess....


oh yeah I "pretend" to have ocd cuz i want attention...

your a faggot
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#34
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You push the terrorist lice to the side?

They're being held down by the man! They're sticking it to the man.

Because they're 70's blacksploitation lice.

+1 for Bill Bailey reference.
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#35
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wheres the fapping

olololololoolollololololollo


Stop yur ululating.
#36
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But you don't have OCD, do you. Dickhead.


I do actually, I obsess about pointing out stupid things. I have to do it or my day just goes nowhere.

If I wanted to be more polite about it, I could have said "strange" I suppose. However, I'm not thoroughly convinced of the validity of his claims.
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#37
Seeing as how I do not bathe, I have no opinion on this subject.
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#38
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Youre a Legend! Thats a good method but it must take you about 20 minutes to have a shower? Nah thats not OCD, thats Great planning!


It takes me an hour to shower. I don't do it in a specific way, though.
#40
It certainly sounds like you have some obsessive tendencies, but not Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. You described neglecting one of these actions as later "driving you crazy". Whereas, if you had an actual case of OCD you would have no idea what neglecting these actions would lead to...because you wouldn't allow yourself to leave anything out; doing so would not be an option.

Not having every detail that would be needed, I can say that you probably just have some mildly irritating obsessive thoughts, but you seem to lack the compulsive actions necessary. Keep in mind though, that most people (if not all) have some level of obsessive thoughts or compulsive actions and are free of OCD, so you're not alone there.
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