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what laws would you introduce, get rid of etc

id make pimping legal as long as the pimp wore a pimp hat with a feather at least 3 inches long, had a pimp stick, wore a purple blazer and always had at least 2 hoes with him at all times.

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#6
I'd lock up all the 12 year old wnb metalheads.
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#7
I would do what the corporations tell me and have no real power.
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like have one or they have to have had one? ive had one but i dont have one at the time... am i in the clear?


same as me

so are we in the clear?
#10
Most drugs legalized (excluding meth. and crack cocaine)

full civil rights to all minorities

abolition of thanksgiving as a nationally recognized holiday

full universal healthcare
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#11
If I was President of Scotland I'd thank **** we're not part of England anymore...

Oh, and legalise drugs. Let the junkies kill themselves off.
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like have one or they have to have had one? ive had one but i dont have one at the time... am i in the clear?


I think that's fair!
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hey, i need an entire week off to eat a turkey, ok? dont ruin it for me.

I'll make a separate holiday called "Turkey Week" in September.


Just not thanksgiving
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I'd make it compulsory to sex the president.. that would be a good four years :~)
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too close to the beginning of the schoolyear. make the end of it coincide with halloween.

mid-october?

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legalize it?


My thoughts exactly...

That and a few other things.
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I'd do something that'll keep me remembered .. like making somebody eat the white house


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i would change the working status to wear everyone with facial piercings can get jobs like everyone else...



good thing youll never be president
#26
The president doesn't introduce laws, so I would do nothing on that front. But I would load the Supreme Court with judges who hold similar beliefs to me in regards to bitches and **** and how one is not the other. Additionally, they would be pro me putting my nutz in your mouth.


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If I was President of Scotland I'd thank **** we're not part of England anymore...

Oh, and legalise drugs. Let the junkies kill themselves off.

no of course your not, you are a very strong independent country....................
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I'd do something that'll keep me remembered .. like making somebody eat the white house


that would be rather difficult to digest
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I'd make it compulsory to sex the president.. that would be a good four years :~)

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that would be rather difficult to digest


digestion is nothing .. he'll **** bricks


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#34
I would change the national language to Chinese and if youre caught speaking a non-chinese language youll be executed. all forms of writing have to be in chinese also any dialect works.

then id force everyone to stop whatever they were doing and id make them all work on my team of 5 mechas to kick some ass
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#35
I'd ban those little black rubber things that screw on to tire valves to keep them clean etc.

I would introduce penny down a drain day where everyone must put at least 1 penny down a drain.

I would ban silver chocolate coin wrappings.

I would create a national holiday upon the 15th of May to celebrate Velcro.

I would immediately deport all Chimpanzees.
#36
I'd pass the Enabling Act, become Fuhrer and start a major land war in Europe, whilst exterminating a race of people I don't much like.

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If I was President of Scotland I'd thank **** we're not part of England anymore...

Oh, and legalise drugs. Let the junkies kill themselves off.

You're of course aware that Scotland has never been part of England, right? Part of Britain, yes, but not England.
#38
I'd probably have to make the obligatory phone call to all my friends and family bragging about how I'm f*cking president of the United States.

Then the tape of the phone call would leak and hilarity (impeachment) would ensue.
#39
The president doesn't introduce laws, so I would do nothing on that front.

this

I would veto some perfectly reasonable bills just for the lulz.
#40
i would STRICTLY enforce all existing laws. like you steal a pack of gum and you get 25 years.

i would also veto every single bill i can.
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