#1
Anyone know a way to deal with little kids not too little ages 4 to 6. I'm talking about the hyper type fighting with eachother type i need a way to get them to quit with the damn fighting anyone have any ideas? So far i've thought of putting many scary things on TV ...but nothings on.

So Pit what are your ways of dealing with kids of this manner?

EDIT : Loud,fighting,touching everything,and dropping things type of kids.
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#2
Feed them sugar. Wait about an hour. They'll be asleep.
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#3
Feed them cocaine.
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#4
Give em boxing gloves, lock em in the basement, and leave em there till the noises stop.
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Feed them cocaine.


I'm am not yet of age for it either
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#6
Rape them,they will never talk again.
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I'm am not yet of age for it either


Since when is legality an issue with cocaine?


Seriously though, beating them will help.
#9
Do what my granny use to do to me. Hang them upside down in the closet by their toe nails.
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#10
.....actually, just combine everything above.

What could go wrong?
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#11
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Since when is legality an issue with cocaine?


Seriously though, beating them will help.


Obtaining it is the problem.
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Obtaining it is the problem.


Start by looking in the ghetto. Look for a white man with a grey hoodie, and track pants. Ask how much he wants for some cocaine.

I just don't think you'll have the cash.
#14
Have them watch Back to the Future or Ghostbusters. The greatness of those movies play to all ages and ethnic backgrounds imaginable.
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#16
Hang ont to them. Seriously, trap them in your arms, and don't let them move, or use rope bc there may be sexual assault issues.
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Whisky marshmallows.
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#18
set up some devildriver that will let them get to theire senses.
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Anyone know a way to deal with little kids not too little ages 4 to 6. I'm talking about the hyper type fighting with eachother type i need a way to get them to quit with the damn fighting anyone have any ideas? So far i've thought of putting many scary things on TV ...but nothings on.

So Pit what are your ways of dealing with kids of this manner?

EDIT : Loud,fighting,touching everything,and dropping things type of kids.


put em in bathing suits
put em outside
give em super soakers and hose
wait an hour
towel em off and put em to bed.
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put em in bathing suits
put em in the bathtub
hold em under
wait a few minutes
towel em off and dig a hole in the backyard.


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#23
induce a stroke

edit: or, put on pink floyd and teach em to smoke weed. you cant fight to pink floyd. its just not possible
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#24
chargin ur lazer also helps.
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#26
Heroin tranquilizers. At least they worked when I babysat. Probably explains why I'm legally not allowed to babysit anymore either.
#28
I work at a daycare, but I do my best to stage away from that age group.
Movies and food usually calm them down though.
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There's a commercial for a kids version of nyquil and it's hilarious.
In fine print at the bottom it says "please do not use to sedate your children"



Seriously, take them to a park and let them go crazy. The exercise will tire them out and make them behave better.
#31
Shove vegetables down their throats.
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#32
put on star wars. it will control their minds

worked for me.
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#35
just mix any childrens medicine that "may cause drowsiness" into drinks give it to them and wait a little while

my mom used to do that it works great
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put on star wars. it will control their minds

worked for me.


+1

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