#5
what

Edit: Looks like you found a crazy, congrats
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#6
what
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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#7
wut?
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#10
wat
"SO GLAD TO BE HERE I COULD JUMP OFF EVERY BRIDGE
BUT EVERYBODY'S GOT A ROPE AROUND ONE OF MY LIMBS
THEY'RE TRYIN' TO GET THEIR PIECE THEY KEEP ON TEARING ME APART
THEY WANNA GET INSIDE SO THEY CAN KICK AROUND MY HEART
"
#11
Well, you had sex with her backstage at the Montreal concert, and somewhere between eggs and lunch, you told her she was fat.

Way to go.

Bastard.
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#13
That sounds like the kind of **** I'd pull.
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#14
what a weirdo. stay away from him.
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#15
Lol, I love how his/her (didnt bother to confirm anything) paragraphs are intense and then you reply with nothing but "what".
#16
strat0blaster, i demand you edit your post to say "c-c-c-combo breaker" cause i cant. you stole my spot. anyway on topic...


wat?
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#18
Quote by fLYinGV23
Lol, I love how his/her (didnt bother to confirm anything) paragraphs are intense and then you reply with nothing but "what".



your post reminded me of this!
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#19
Quote by KGB_INC
strat0blaster, i demand you edit your post to say "c-c-c-combo breaker" cause i cant. you stole my spot. anyway on topic...


wat?

I will give you points just becuase Killer Instinct was the sh*t undeniably.
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#28
I guess Dave won't be meeting her for lunch now.

I'd write her (him) back and tell her (him) you've had second thoughts... that her heart-felt email has caused you to rethink your love for her (because guilt trips really turn you on) and that you'll meet her somewhere at 3:00... a little after her break ends.

Also, tell her she's not skinny enough. That you like em real boney and that's why you were unable to blow a load at the concert.
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#31
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Oh my, that is possibly the most hilarious thing I have seen today.
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