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#1
do you prefer the feeling of 'having just taken a dump' or 'sneezing'?


k so im really bored.
#2
neither

sitting down with a blanket watching tv then realizing you dont have the ****in remote

then looking over and its right next to you

THAT my friend, is the best feeling.
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Quote by ilovemySG
neither

sitting down with a blanket watching tv then realizing you dont have the ****in remote

then looking over and its right next to you

THAT my friend, is the best feeling.



oh i like that. fear and anxiety gone
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Sneezing doesn't feel good?
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Quote by ilovemySG
neither

sitting down with a blanket watching tv then realizing you dont have the ****in remote

then looking over and its right next to you

THAT my friend, is the best feeling.

the lack of pain (ie finding the remote with 0 effort wasted) is bliss indeed
#6
no it does, but i believe it is uncomparable to the semi orgasmic relief of finding the remote
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#8
omg taking a massive dump is awesome

EDIT: **** beaten to it
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Sneezing doesn't feel good?


i read somewhere sneezing was suppost to be close to orgasmic for somepeople. sad ****s i guess.
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Quote by ilovemySG
neither

sitting down with a blanket watching tv then realizing you dont have the ****in remote

then looking over and its right next to you

THAT my friend, is the best feeling.


Yeah, totally agree, +1 remote.
#13
its like sitting down after plugging in and strapping up thinking ur pic is missing
oh damn, its right there.. e string...fret 2..
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both
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#19
best feeling is when your mom/dad wake you up to tell you its a SNOWDAY its so unexpected and awesome
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#21
i would say sneezing

BUT what about sneezing so hard it causes one to defecate? (provided said person is on the toilet at the time or course) obviously people here seem to enjoy the feeling of either one, so together would this cause sexual climax!?

AND IF THAT HAPPENED THINK OF THE MESS! SNOZZ **** AND CUM EVERYWERE! MY GOD ITS LIKE A BAD NIGHT AT THE TACO BELL RESTROOMS UUGHH DEAR GOD
#22
Pissing is even better than ****ting.
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#23
neither of those sensations come close to what happens when, as percy sledge once said
*ahem* "when a maaaaan loves a womaaaan!"

or what my homie snoop would simply refer to as a "sexuual eruuption."
#24
Blowjobs are the best feeling ever. Sneezing does feel pretty good though.
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#25
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Blowjobs are the best feeling ever. Sneezing does feel pretty good though.

Blowjobs are a very good feeling.. but unprotected sex (with a chick) is much much better.
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Waking up and realizing its Saturday is an awesome feeling

I might go back to school just so i can feel that special feeling once again
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Working hard all day then finally sitting down and having a beer.
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#31
if I had to absolutely choose, I'd go with taking a dump. Imean, at least you feel relieved.
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i read somewhere sneezing was suppost to be close to orgasmic for somepeople. sad ****s i guess.


I guess 7 consecutive sneezes is the equivalent of an orgasm. Whenever one of my roommates sneezes we start counting, and make fun of him if he gets to orgasm level.
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Waking up and realizing its Saturday is an awesome feeling

I might go back to school just so i can feel that special feeling once again

You know what's better? Waking up thinking its Thursday but then realizing right after that its Saturday. That rocks.


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#34
The best feeling in the world is jacking off while fingeruing youer asshole then your mom walks in and she sees you and you feel embarrassed but then she undresses and beghins to **** you.....That my frie4nds is the best feeling ever.
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#36
Sneezing feels too tingly in all the worst ways possible. I didn't realize that if you divided an orgasm by 8 it felt like shit. I never believed that "1/8 of an orgasm" garbage anyways.

Also, taking dumps wastes valuable time, so I hate doing it.
#37


Also, taking dumps wastes valuable time, so I hate doing it.


I can take one in under 20 seconds... not including wiping time
#38
Quote by Mezzo4te
do you prefer the feeling of 'having just taken a dump' or 'sneezing'?


k so im really bored.


Personally I like the feeling of taking a massive dump on a silly thread starters face, and then lacing it with pepper so that they sneeze my fecal matter all over themselves.
#39
Quote by ilovemySG
neither

sitting down with a blanket watching tv then realizing you dont have the ****in remote

then looking over and its right next to you

THAT my friend, is the best feeling.


I'm not such a fan of that, even though it's a good feeling, you get a bit of adrenaline and it wakes you up.
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#40
Sneezing feels nice.

But I also enjoy the feeling when you've been dying to urinate for ages and then you finally do. Best feeling ever. But the lead up to that is very painful.
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