#1
So I need creative ideas on how to vandalise someone's car.

Won't say why, just need ideas, also don't try to convince me otherwise. Either you have contributing information to my goal, or leave.
#2
Why?
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#4
dude leave now or be flamed just warning you
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#6
put ham on the car...
takes the paint right off if you leave it on overnight
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
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put ham on the car...
takes the paint right off if you leave it on overnight

I've heard about that, but have never had it confirmed by anyone really..
#10
Clog his tailpipe with a dildo.
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#12
Coil Tap his humbuckers permanently!
that'll teach them!
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#13
Bleach in the gas tank.
I hear eggs or shaving cream can ruin a paint job.
Put gum on the driver's side handle.
Break something into the keyhole so he/she can't stick their key in there.
On mythbusters they put a bunch of polyurethane in a car and it expanded making it completely impossible to get in there, or get anything out, rendering the car useless.
#17
thermite on the hood. light it itll burn through his hood and engine block and through the asphalt. look it up.
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#19
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Bleach in the gas tank.
I hear eggs or shaving cream can ruin a paint job.
Put cum on the driver's side handle.
Break something into the keyhole so he/she can't stick their key in there.
On mythbusters they put a bunch of polyurethane in a car and it expanded making it completely impossible to get in there, or get anything out, rendering the car useless.


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#20
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Don't vandalise someone's car. It's a low act.

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#21
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sledgehammer?

EDIT: suck on some jolly ranchers for a while and place them all over the car. they stick like a bitch.

too noisy for an overnight attack
#23
Spraypaint cocks on the side, or spraypaint "free candy" on it, but i guess that only works for those big windowless vans.