#2
are YOU available, TS?
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#4
Imma order me one of them for lesbian sexytimes and whatnot.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#7
Quote by NutZz?
are YOU available, TS?


You don't have enough money for me, sorry.
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#8
Quote by el-ECTRO
Imma order me one of them for lesbian sexytimes and whatnot.


Can I come?
#10
Quote by TunerAddict
Can I come?

Why of course.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#11
Quote by TunerAddict
Can I come?


Dunno, that's up to you.
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#12
That site automatically sees an increase in traffic of horny 14 year old UGers who want to fap there.
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#13
Quote by penguin-pirate
Dunno, that's up to you.


You have no say in whether he gets to come or not.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#14
Quote by penguin-pirate
You don't have enough money for me, sorry.



but you never even gave me a price


and does anybody else find this incredibly odd? ordering a wife, like its a friggin' pizza or something?
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#15
Quote by el-ECTRO
Why of course.


Hooray!

I will treat you better than the Chinese woman...Even though she may be the guest, you are the hostess. Plus she probably doesn't speak very good english. Girl without dirtytalk = less attractive x 100
#16
Quote by el-ECTRO
You have no say in whether he gets to come or not.


In that case...

What do I have to do to get you to get me to come?
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#17
Quote by el-ECTRO
You have no say in whether he gets to come or not.


I'm actually quite impressed with how soon you've gained control of me...

Probably should have worked on not becoming a slave at some point in my life...But now I'll never know what willpower feels like...
#19
Quote by penguin-pirate
In that case...

What do I have to do to get you to get me to come?


Stand on your head while singing YMCA.
Bring proof.

Quote by TunerAddict
I'm actually quite impressed with how soon you've gained control of me...

Probably should have worked on not becoming a slave at some point in my life...But now I'll never know what willpower feels like...



My Asian bride said the same thing.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#20
Quote by el-ECTRO
Stand on your head while singing YMCA.
Bring proof.



My Asian bride said the same thing.


Whats even more astonishing is how as this thread has progressed, my posts have become less and less coherent....except this one
#21
Quote by el-ECTRO
Stand on your head while singing YMCA.
Bring proof.


Is this some sort of kinky 69?
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#22
Quote by TunerAddict
Whats even more astonishing is how as this thread has progressed, my posts have become less and less coherent....except this one

I don't know what coherent means

Quote by penguin-pirate
Is this some sort of kinky 69?

Yes. Yes it is.
Well I'm off to school now. Wish me luck in te R.E exam I have even though I'm an athiest and didn't want to take R.E in the first place and screwed around doing **** all for every single R.E lesson of the last 2 years
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#23
Quote by el-ECTRO
I don't know what coherent means


Yes. Yes it is.
Well I'm off to school now. Wish me luck in te R.E exam I have even though I'm an athiest and didn't want to take R.E in the first place and screwed around doing **** all for every single R.E lesson of the last 2 years


Good luck atheist buddy!
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#24
Ugh. Are they taking non-asian enrollments? Need to get rid of my wife first, and I'm not so anxious to re-enter marriage after that either.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#26
Dammit! I ordered mine off CGWH (that's Chiense Girls With Herpes). I wish I'd known about this site, it would have saved a lot of trips to the sexual health clinic.
#27
Theres over 6000!
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#28
what did you type into google to get that ad? Usually the ads you get have something to do with what you're searching for.
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#30
Quote by xander307
Theres over 6000!


+3000
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#32
Quote by n2dabloo
The Amish Online Dating service is much cheaper: http://amish-online-dating.com/ LoL


Isn't that like... Against what being Amish is about? lol
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#34
Don't tempt the guys of the Pit.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#35
I saw an ad for gayCHUBBYdating on here once .
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#37
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I saw an ad for gayCHUBBYdating on here once .
Just PM him. He's up for anything.
#38
*Reported*

No advertising your Asian ***** business TS.
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#39
Quote by NutZz?
but you never even gave me a price


and does anybody else find this incredibly odd? ordering a wife, like its a friggin' pizza or something?


I imagined that in an italian accent. Twas hilarious. I think I'm still a tad bit high from last night.
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#40
Quote by AthenasGhost
Isn't that like... Against what being Amish is about? lol

Yes, it is. It's not a legitimate service/site, just a joke.