Poll: Would you rather have a boyfriend who was into:
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View poll results: Would you rather have a boyfriend who was into:
Piss Play?
22 73%
Scat?
8 27%
Voters: 30.
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#4
Ok, so what do I do now?
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#7
Both are pretty despicable and sub human in my opinion and both should be considered turn offs to any normal person.

Mind you "normality" hasn't existed for some time now.
#8
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Don't worry sweety, you'll find someone to take a dump on you one day.

I personally prefer the water sports.


You will find a dick to suck, I assure it.
#13
well, I would prefer neither, but one is much easier to clean up than the other....
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#14
I can't intelligibly vote for either since both are so despicable and wrong that I wouldn't go through with it in any case...

In some kind of "if you had to (insert scenario here) choose"

I guess it would be the pissplay but I opt not to vote.
#15
Quote by B O D O M
You will find a dick to suck, I assure it.

If you are going to be a homophobic asshole, the least you could do is make a better joke than that.
sup?
#16
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
I can't intelligibly vote for either since both are so despicable and wrong that I wouldn't go through with it in any case...

In some kind of "if you had to (insert scenario here) choose"

I guess it would be the pissplay but I opt not to vote.

Are you really that ass backwards and anal? (lol)

Enjoy your missionary style, while I enjoy my fudge and lemon-AIDZ.
#17
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Indeed I will. Thanks for the assurance though. Much appreciated.


F
uck, if theres one thing worse then the poll it's you.
#18
I just cannot understand scat fetishes, and piss is mostly just water anyway (not that I actually want a golden shower, but I'd rather have that than a chocolate waterfall).
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#20
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Are you really that ass backwards and anal? (lol)

Enjoy your missionary style, while I enjoy my fudge and lemon-AIDZ.



Nah not backwards and anal, for some reason I just don't enjoy being bathed in human waste byproducts..call me strange lol
#21
Quote by ldl67
If you are going to be a homophobic asshole, the least you could do is make a better joke than that.
Yeah, I know right! You can't really insult someone by telling them something he openly acknowledges.
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F
uck, if theres one thing worse then the poll it's you.

Than*
#22
Quote by B O D O M
F
uck, if theres one thing worse then the poll it's you.



I think the holocaust was pretty bad. Having to get up early on a cold winter morning is EXTREMELY bad. Also, running out of milk when you go to have cereal. Now that I think of it, there are tons of things worse than this poll!
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#23
Quote by ZAxel
I just cannot understand scat fetishes, and piss is mostly just water anyway (not that I actually want a golden shower, but I'd rather have that than a chocolate waterfall).

Scat is mostly a power play. Being able to dominate someone and actually crap on them must feel pretty invigorating. Or so I believe.

As for piss, whereas girls just squat, get up and then see that the toilette is yellow, men stand up, put their dick in their hands and actively participate in the excretion of urine, while the only other thing that comes out is semen. It is pretty easy to see how it can become sexualized.
#24
Can I request puke in my mouth and piss in my bung hole?
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#25
Well in the holocaust many of the survivors said some of the greatest horrors were the group toilets where some where waist deep in **** and piss...but mind you Dorkus apparently enjoys it so I think it is enjoyable if you are with a loved one/animal etc.

#26
Quote by NutZz?
I think the holocaust was pretty bad. Having to get up early on a cold winter morning is EXTREMELY bad.

The holocaust was better than having to get up on a cold winter morning?
sup?
#28
Quote by ldl67
The holocaust was better than having to get up on a cold winter morning?


What? It gets fucking cold man.

Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Piss in the bunghole sounds pretty hot.


You know that feeling of coffee going down your throat?


It's like that, but up your butt.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#29
Quote by ldl67
The holocaust was better than having to get up on a cold winter morning?


I am sure it was to the Waffen SS and Gestapo. I can just picture Himmler waking up on a cold December morning.

"Put ze juden in zee oven kommandant I am gettin ze cold!"
#30
Quote by DorkusMalorkus


Pretend you're a girl, or a gay guy, if you must.

I'm doing research on sexological excrement and its incorporation into sex itself. Yep.


How about the strait guys here just pretend it's a girl? Does that screw up your research?
"Is that the fucking bible?"

"That's Holy Fucking Bible to you"
#31
Quote by ldl67
The holocaust was better than having to get up on a cold winter morning?



Well, the way I look at it, the holocaust only happened ONCE (thankfully).

Winter continues to kick my ass EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#32
I would assume piss tastes like nothing and smells less than excrement, so I choose piss.
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#34
2 girls 1 cup
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here's what you do
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2. Put some tomato sauce on it.
3. Let tomato sauce on fork dry.
4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


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#35
Neither, both are nasty, but I guess Piss Play if I really had to choose...
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#36
We should change the holocaust topic guys..After Jews, gypsies and communists, homosexuals were the the next greatest murdered in the cleansings.

No need to offend Dorkus lol, or the Jews, gypsies or communists for that matter.
#37
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
What? It gets fucking cold man.

Yeah, us Canadians have it pretty bad. I hate leaving my warm, comfortable bed to wait in -40 C temperatures for the bus! I see where you're coming from.
sup?
#38
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
I wish I had a dildo that was part syringe. Oh the possibilities.


That's easy, you just carve the center with a pierce of some sort and put a funnel on the end.

Quote by ldl67
Yeah, us Canadians have it pretty bad. I hate leaving my warm, comfortable bed to wait in -40 C temperatures for the bus! I see where you're coming from.


Yeah bud, I freeze my ass of waiting for the bus. It's hell.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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