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So men, we have been defiled by chick magazine's constant lists of how we aren't good enough. The Look At This Bull**** thread has inspired me. Lets make a list of all the unrealistic characteristics women HAVE to have.

1. Knows when to shut the **** up.
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#3
3. Puts up with men who make jokes about women


(sorry guys, it was bound to happen eventually...)
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
Last edited by RevaM1ssP1ss at Nov 28, 2008,
#6
5. Does NOT expect to be allowed to drive my car
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The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.



All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#10
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vagina must not hang like sleeve of wizard

Quote by StratoTele
The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.



All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#11
Must be able to make a sandwhich within 5 minutes of whenever the man asks regardless of location or situation.
YellowGreenBlueRed


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You live in a ruler, the only child of trouser water (?); it's very fantastic, and salami!
#13
Will NOT compare me to my Father
Jackson DK2M
Epi Les Paul Goth
Krank Rev 1+
Marshall 1960A Cab
#16
Will NOT complain about getting me a beer
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


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I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#17
Quote by Tom_hatton
It's no wonder 60%+ of the Pit don't have girlfriends.

Seriously, you guys need to just shut up.

10. Must be able to take a joke.
#18
11. When I get home from work, there MUST be a freshly grilled 16 oz. Sirloin waiting for me
Quote by StratoTele
The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.



All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#19
Will not expect me to talk on the phone for 7 hours.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


Quote by Oroborous
I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#20
11. Must smoke weed with me. A lot.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#21
Quote by Tom_hatton
It's no wonder 60%+ of the Pit don't have girlfriends.

Seriously, you guys need to just shut up.

Must not segregate people and be a dic, but be a pussy, like this guy.
#22
Quote by AngryGoldfish
Must not segregate people and be a dic, but be a pussy, like this guy.

Are you getting any?


Yeah, didn't think so.
#23
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
3. Puts up with men who make jokes about women


(sorry guys, it was bound to happen eventually...)


Hey look at the thread for the list of expectations of men. I need my skeeball lane
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
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Quote by AngryGoldfish
Must not segregate people and be a dic, but be a pussy, like this guy.

Must not get pissy when somebody has a valid point just because they have a girlfriend...

Quote by tayroar
Hey look at the thread for the list of expectations of men. I need my skeeball lane

I never said that that thread wasn't pathetic. Both are pathetic.

How about just shut the hell up and accept whoever you love for who they are? Sheesh!
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
Quote by tayroar
So men, we have been defiled by chick magazine's constant lists of how we aren't good enough. The Look At This Bull**** thread has inspired me. Lets make a list of all the unrealistic characteristics women HAVE to have.

1. Knows when to shut the **** up.


Wow, you sound like an Oily Tick. I have a suspicion that you've never had a girlfriend in your life and have resorted to making a rubbish thread complaining about it but concealing the true nature of your feelings. Keep in mind that a magazine is a magazine and it does not mean every girl thinks like that.
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我不在這裡 我人在哪裡 我想到哪裡¤

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Last edited by Harmonius at Nov 28, 2008,
#27
Quote by Tom_hatton
Are you getting any?


Yeah, didn't think so.


Well Tom, there IS a whole thread of completely ludacris expectations of us that women claim to have.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

Quote by CodySG
You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#28
Quote by dudetheman
Well Tom, there IS a whole thread of completely ludacris expectations of us that women claim to have.

It's clear that a complete moron compiled such a list, although I imagine 1 or 2 points do ring true, the majority of it is a load of crap.
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#29
Quote by Tom_hatton
It's no wonder 60%+ of the Pit don't have girlfriends.

Seriously, you guys need to just shut up.

Don't take it seriously. I thought that other list about us was a joke.
#30
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Must not get pissy when somebody has a valid point just because they have a girlfriend...


I never said that that thread wasn't pathetic. Both are pathetic.

How about just shut the hell up and accept whoever you love for who they are? Sheesh!


Yeah except mine is a joke.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#32
Quote by Harmonius
Wow, you sound like an Oily Tick. I have a suspicion that you've never had a girlfriend in your life and have resorted to making a rubbish thread complaining about it but concealing the true nature of your feelings. Keep in mind that a magazine is a magazine and it does not mean every girl thinks like that.



Me thinks that someone doesn't know how to laugh
#33
Quote by dudetheman
Well Tom, there IS a whole thread of completely ludacris expectations of us that women claim to have.

Yeah, cos all women think that way
#35
Quote by dudetheman
Well Tom, there IS a whole thread of completely ludacris expectations of us that women claim to have.

Ludacris is a rapper.
#36
Quote by Tom_hatton
Yeah, cos all women think that way

I reiterate my point about taking a joke.
Seriously "dude", don't take it so seriously.
#37
Tom_Hatton - It's a joke, chill out.

12 - Must love the taste of your cock
***Short Sig***
#38
You made this thread because you're upset about the thread on expectations women have for men?

Hmm..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#39
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
You made this thread because you're upset about the thread on expectations women have for men?

Hmm..

I know, right?
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#40
God why can't people take a ****ing joke?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
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