#1
so my girlfriend's birthday is on monday and i'm kinda confused as far as what to get her. we've been dating for like a month and a half, and my birthday was two weeks ago. she gave me along with 2 notes that she wrote:
1. fight club on dvd
2. a mix cd called "songs that remind me of you"
3. a bunch of candy.
so i thought all of this was pretty thoughtful of her, and now that it's her birthday, i can't think of anything that i could do or give her that would be able to match this. she likes a lot of the same music as i do, minus the heavier stuff, if that gives anyone a better idea or something. so pit, halp.
sincerely,
daniel
#3
Get Fight Club.
Make a mix of songs that remind her of you.
Get loads of sweets.
Show her your genitals.
#4
If you have pictures of her/you/both together, get a calender made for 2009 using those pictures. It's personal and awesome...
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#5
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so my girlfriend's birthday is on monday and i'm kinda confused as far as what to get her. we've been dating for like a month and a half, and my birthday was two weeks ago. she gave me along with 2 notes that she wrote:
1. fight club on dvd
2. a mix cd called "songs that remind me of you"
3. a bunch of candy.
so i thought all of this was pretty thoughtful of her, and now that it's her birthday, i can't think of anything that i could do or give her that would be able to match this. she likes a lot of the same music as i do, minus the heavier stuff, if that gives anyone a better idea or something. so pit, halp.

...You might not get serious responses here.

But don't go with chocolates, will make her fat...
#6
dump her, and get back together with her afterwards
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#7
I swear, we need a "Present Thread" or something. I see far too many of these.

Especially with the holidays coming up. 'Tis the mathafookin season, biatch.

EDIT: Oh yeah
we've been dating for like a month and a half


By this alone, you don't need to go to too overboard. Get something thoughtful, like the calendar idea. Or maybe a cup of coffee...filled with looooovvvvveee
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#9
o.k centorium's quick fix birthday gift...always check ticket master etc for a concert/thaetre show she enjoy's near her birthday and get her tix,cheap thoughtfull and show's you know her,get her somee-thing like her favourite movie as a child,favourite dvd,photo of you being all coupley or some crap so she has something to actually have and your done, after this she will happily eat your penor in gratitude
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#10
Why not get her a boyfriend who KNOWS HER WELL ENOUGH TO GET HER SOMETHING WITHOUT HAVING OTHERS HOLD HIS HAND?

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I swear, we need a "Present Thread" or something. I see far too many of these.

Especially with the holidays coming up. 'Tis the mathafookin season, biatch.

yeah i know, i thought about how often these threads appear, but seeing as such a thread doesn't exist currently, i decided to be selfish and make one that only would suit my current needs, instead of thinking of future confused gift-givers. oh well i guess that's a thread for another day.
sincerely,
daniel
#15
c*ck in a box

chocolate - dont forget to give the dangerous bitch her chocolate - especially if she had a visit from aunt flo
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#18
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Kitchen equipment.

Seriously. You need to get the message across right.

You mean sammich ingredients...Right?

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you forgot about the first rule of fight club.

And you just mentioned it. Tut tut
#19
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You mean sammich ingredients...Right?


And you just mentioned it. Tut tut


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