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#1
idk if theres already a thread about this, so if there is, im sorry

what are some of the funnest ways or most random ways to die
like getting tickled to death
or walking down the road and getting tackled by a deer outta revenge
Listen to the silence
as the night begins to creep
trapt in confusion
with words we cannot speak...
#3
mistaking a stick of TNT for a dildo and blowing yourself up from the inside.
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#4
The Pit: Mind killer
The Pit: Social life killer
The Pit: Hobby killer
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#5
****ing yourself with a donkey...donkey wakes up half way thru...adds new meaning to "donkey punch"
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Centorium you dick
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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#6
I'm waiting for someone to come in to this thread and say "Death isnt funny, fag"

It'll happen.
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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#9
i've always preferred the one from a monty python movie, meaning of life maybe? Anyways, a guy is chased by several supermodels off a cliff and falls into his own coffin at his funeral on a beach. That is how I want to end my days
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#10
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death isn't funny, fag

EDIT: DAMMIT!!



Sorry.
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#11
death IS funny

you prolly all know this site, but just to be sure;

www.rotten.com
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#12
Item Checklist:

Person
Tall Building
Bungee Cord
Piano Wire
Glue


1)Attach Piano wire around your neck (make sure the piano wire is shorter than the cord)
2)attach bungee cord to your feet
3)glue your hands to your head
4)jump
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#13
Funnest? Probably skydiving from a spaceship! YEAH!
"We were one among the fence"
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#14
death isnt funny guys
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Totally awesome, I love you.

Have my children.

#15
Quote by anarchy_riot09
what are some of the funnest ways ways to die
like getting tickled to death
or walking down the road and getting tackled by a deer outta revenge

These wouldnt be fun... at all..

Tickled to death is impossible and getting "tackled by a deer outta revenge" would suck. You'd die a slow and painful death due to blood loss.

FOOL!


Jumping off a really high cliff and literally 'flying' for a few seconds would be awesome, granted you wont exactly be able to remember it..
#16
Go look at all the 90's horror movies, they have some pretty funny ways to die.
Friday the 13th movies
Nightmare on Elmstreet movies
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#17
*****house Heart Attack...
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#18
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Funnest? Probably skydiving from a submarine! YEAH!

Fixed
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#19
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*****house Heart Attack...



The Man Show.
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#23
Getting trampled by angry shoppers

Not funny
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#24
Stung by a deadly stingray through the heart.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#25
Quote by Scrubs
Item Checklist:

Person
Tall Building
Bungee Cord
Piano Wire
Glue


1)Attach Piano wire around your neck (make sure the piano wire is shorter than the cord)
2)attach bungee cord to your feet
3)glue your hands to your head
4)jump
5)???
6)Profit!!!


Fixed
#26
Quote by sam b
These wouldnt be fun... at all..

Tickled to death is impossible and getting "tackled by a deer outta revenge" would suck. You'd die a slow and painful death due to blood loss.

FOOL!


Jumping off a really high cliff and literally 'flying' for a few seconds would be awesome, granted you wont exactly be able to remember it..



you could to get tickled to death, you could laugh so hard you couldnt breath and then suffacate....not really fun at the end but still, its possible =] FOOL!
Listen to the silence
as the night begins to creep
trapt in confusion
with words we cannot speak...
#28
Quote by anarchy_riot09
you could to get tickled to death, you could laugh so hard you couldnt breath and then suffacate....not really fun at the end but still, its possible =] FOOL!

This is impossible..
#30
Quote by BlackandSilver
Stung by a deadly stingray through the heart.


Heeeeeeeyyyyy
The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#32
Quote by Castlebravo
Being killed by a pack of wild dogs you thought you saw due to drug use.

lmao thats great, only one so far i have cracked up laughing at
Listen to the silence
as the night begins to creep
trapt in confusion
with words we cannot speak...
#33
Quote by sam b
This is impossible..

it is if you have asthma
Listen to the silence
as the night begins to creep
trapt in confusion
with words we cannot speak...
#35
If i fail in life, I want to fall out of a plane. I've always felt like falling with the wind rushing past you and looking back up at the sky would be awesome. I even have a reccuring dream about it. I never seem to hit the ground though.
#36
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Stop it man, dying on the crapper is one of my worst nightmares.

i meant whore
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#40
Quote by anarchy_riot09
idk if theres already a thread about this, so if there is, im sorry

what are some of the funnest ways or most random ways to die
like getting tickled to death
or walking down the road and getting tackled by a deer outta revenge



I stopped reading here.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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