Poll: Did Jesus die a virgin?
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yes
65 39%
no
103 61%
Voters: 168.
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#2
inb4 raptorjesus.

and on topic: no comment.
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#4
I don't really know, or care.

And BTW, no one REALLY knows what he looked like. He could've been the ugliest bastard to have ever walked the earth, you don't know.
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#6
are you kidding? jesus was up to his neck in poon.

inb4 no jesus

EDIT: got crucified for your sins
#7
He probably got a lot of action. Just imagine it, "Hey, I'm the messiah. Have sex with me."
#9
Quote by dudetheman
I don't really know, or care.

And BTW, no one REALLY knows what he looked like. He could've been the ugliest bastard to have ever walked the earth, you don't know.


Anyone who's seen Die Hard 3 knows what Jesus looks like. And he looks suspiciously like Samuel L Jackson.
#10
Quote by dudetheman


And BTW, no one REALLY knows what he looked like. He could've been the ugliest bastard to have ever walked the earth, you don't know.


Or he could have been black:


I'd still hit that.
#12
Quote by dudetheman
I don't really know, or care.

And BTW, no one REALLY knows what he looked like. He could've been the ugliest bastard to have ever walked the earth, you don't know.


He probably had black hair and brown skin, just like his parents.

I think it's funny how all the Christians portray him as being a white dude with a brown beard.
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#13
According to the Bible, yes, he did die a virgin.
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Or he could have been black:


I'd still hit that.


His nationality isn't a mystery.

He was Middle-Eastern/Arabic.
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#15
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I don't really know, or care.

And BTW, no one REALLY knows what he looked like. He could've been the ugliest bastard to have ever walked the earth, you don't know.

And BTW, no one REALLY knows if he even existed.
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#18
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I'm not completely sure he even existed.


And there are probably records of him somewhere. I'm pretty sure he existed. The question is whether he was actually the "son of God" or if he was just some crazy hobo like the rest of the 1000+ prophets at that time.
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#19
I am a christian and if he really is perfect then he would not fall prey to temptation. Like in the Bible when Satan was trying to temp him to do things and did not. Same idea here. He could not be tempted like us humans.
#20
Quote by mike.h
And BTW, no one REALLY knows if he even existed.



There's LOTS of evidence he existed, the debate apparently, is whether he was the son of God.

Edit: beaten to it
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


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#21
Quote by USAPeavey
According to the Bible, yes, he did die a virgin.

Yeah, but according to the Bible God exists. So you can't be sure it's a credible source.
#22
Quote by dudetheman
His nationality isn't a mystery.

He was Middle-Eastern/Arabic.


Well we aren't here to dispute his race, we are here to determine if he got any.
#24
Quote by mike.h
And BTW, no one REALLY knows if he even existed.


Again, nothing a good bit of common sense doesn't clear up. Of course he existed. Except he didn't come back as a zombie.
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#26
no

from the look he's giving that lamb .... definatly not.
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#27
He probably did everyone, after all, he can cure STDs
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#31
According to the Wizard of Oz, if I click my heels three times I'll get transported back to kansas


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#33
Are you joking? Some dudes get laid simply because they're dads are heads of big companies, or famous. His old man is God... You really thinking he wasn't pelted with panties while giving one of his talks? Plus, he could bring people back from the dead... so he could go anyone he wanted. Kill them, then bring em back for deviant sexual practises...

Having said, I am quite clearly going to Hell



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#34
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#39
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There was one commentary I read a while back interpreting a art of Leviticus implying that women on their period should not cross water.


Link? Source? Something?
#40
Quote by The Silent Fool
Link? Source? Something?


Trying to find it. Stumbled upon it a looooong time ago. Was a fun one too.

Anyways, from what I remember it was something to do with woman on period being unclean, and by touching the boat, making that unclean, and in turn making the boat a bit, well... more prone to "uh-ohs!"
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