#1
I though this would be fun for the Pit.

Here are a few I though of and found online...

Do Fish get thirsty?Because I am Thirsty for you baby!

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

I'd look good on you.

My name's.............. but you can call me lover.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

Guy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Girl:Oh Really. What is that?
Guy: Its just that...your numbers not in it.

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

I want to tell you your fortune. (Take her hand and write your phone number on it) Your future is clear.

(To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

i hope you know cpr cause you take my breath away

Guy: Fat penguin
Girl: What!?
Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

(First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say) I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!

Guy: Can I borrow a quarter?
Girl: What for?
Guy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams
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Last edited by jwax at Nov 29, 2008,
#2
i got 1!!!!!


guy:LETS ****!
girl:NO!
guy:
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#4
Searchbar


How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.
a little lost.....
#6
I got one:

Did you forget to use the searchbar? Cause this thread's been done more times than your mother!
#8
Girl, i heard they call you "Coffee" cause you grind so fine.
#9
is that a ladder in your pants or the stairway to heaven?

im no fred flintstone, but i know how to make your bed-rock
#10
That shirt really brings out your eyes....
so would a spoon
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#12
Did you sustain brain damage when you fell from heaven?

Is your father a theif? 'Cause that's totally my Jetta parked outside.

Can I buy you a drink? Alcohol makes women seem more inclined to the idea of one-night stands.

Apersonwhoagreestoanightofcasualsexwithastrangersayswhat?
#13
Quote by A Bad Guitarist
Did you sustain brain damage when you fell from heaven?

Is your father a theif? 'Cause that's totally my Jetta parked outside.

Can I buy you a drink? Alcohol makes women seem more inclined to the idea of one-night stands.

Apersonwhoagreestoanightofcasualsexwithastrangersayswhat?

#14
Quote by jwax


Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.



I think I will die just laughing at that!
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#15
not all of the ones TS posted were bad, lold at a couple. but as for me i dont use pick lines
#17
Quote by jwax

Guy: Fat penguin
Girl: What!?
Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


I lol'd harder than I should have
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#18
nice legs when do they open
i lost my bed can i borrow yours


o ya i got those from tv
#19
Quote by A Bad Guitarist
Is your father a theif? 'Cause that's totally my Jetta parked outside.


#21
rasputin92: Are you cold cause I'm totally not, anyway have you noticed my fantastic personality yet?
Girl: * punches rasputin92 and rasputin92 actually DOES feel it *
#23
Quote by mart_guitar
Are you sin2(x)? Cuz i'm cos2(x) and together we make one.

Yessir an old math pick up line

... I believe I was just turned into a nerd, just by reading that.
#26
Quote by exylum
"lets flip a coin. heads i get tail, tails i get head"

Do you have a copyright on that one? If not, I'mma go to a bar and use that one.
#27
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Do you have a copyright on that one? If not, I'mma go to a bar and use that one.

sorry that'll be 10 pence.
#28
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal
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#29
"Do you happen to have Cingular (well, it's AT&T now...), 'cuz ur raising my bar."

yup...i have a bunch of other corny ones using retarded restaurant/business mottos.
#32
Guy: Hey there, Are you a searchbar, because you have "USE ME" written all over you!
I'm here to help

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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

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andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#33
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Guy: Hey there, Are you a searchbar, because you have "USE ME" written all over you!


hahaha an actual, funny search bar joke!
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#35
ey yo gurl u eva had sex wit a brother
i like broccoli and long drives at the beach on my segway
#36
Your scent is like a drug to me. It's like, my personal brand of heroin.

Every 15 year old you ever meet will do you after that.
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
#37
UGH if someone makes another one of these damn threads I'm going to PICK UP someone from this forum and break their spine over my knee!

How's that for a pickup line?
#38
are you a parking ticket?
you've got fine written all over you
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#39
well this worked for a person I know

"Lets not ****, just let me stick my dick inside you so I know how you feel"

She agreed to it. Ofcourse she was the school slut, but still.
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