#1
....a friend of mine wants to make a sword out of wood,lol i know,i know...he fails.Hard. how should i go about doing this? because im planning to shoot his ass when noone'sa' 'lookin' how do i shot gun????
#5
I shoot semen when I get a woody... does that help?
grok it.

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#6
Quote by happy duckling
how do i shot gun????


Firmly shove the barrel into your mouth and pull the trigger. It's very similar to the way you'd regularly swallow shots.
#9
Fail.
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#10
Quote by Thrash n' Burn
Firmly shove the barrel into your mouth,and pull the foreskin right back. It's very similar to the way i regularly swallow my great grandfathers shots while im on my knees and his asleep in his armchair.



lol que?
#11
Quote by happy duckling
lol que?

murder yourself... that is what he was trying to say, murder yourself
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#12
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#13
He's a troll, leave him alone.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#14
aww man, i can't make any runescape jokes in this one.



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#16
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Maybe turn 12 first.

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#17
Quote by Flying Couch
You could make a rubber band gun.




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