#1
I can usually count on the pit to make me laugh, any help to cheer me up would be much appreciated...

In case anyone cares, it's just relationship issues. I don't really need advice, so please don't tell me to take it to the Relationship Thread. I just need some laughs.

Thanks, Pit.
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Quote by ratmblink123
I can usually count on the pit to make me laugh, any help to cheer me up would be much appreciated...

In case anyone cares, it's just relationship issues. I don't really need advice, so please don't tell me to take it to the Relationship Thread. I just need some laughs.

Thanks, Pit.


You don't want relationship advice, why would we recommend that to you?
You should be in the "You laugh, you lose" thread.
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#7
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umm, ok, whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree


1 baby nailed to 10


You know what's worse than fucking a dead baby? Fucking a dead baby full of razor blades.

Also, I just discovered Xanax, so I'm in a great mood.
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#8
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You don't want relationship advice, why would we recommend that to you?
You should be in the "You laugh, you lose" thread.


This or the photoshop threads I recommend the yngwie one I had many lol's in that one

Or this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVGmvmNitg

I laughed so hard the first time that I actually cried
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#10
Quote by Zombee
You don't want relationship advice, why would we recommend that to you?
You should be in the "You laugh, you lose" thread.


This. Or the first 30 demotivational pics thread... thats brilliant



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#11
wow the first 10 replies didn't have fap in them, well done pit
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#13
your not a bad lookin guy you just a slightly dodgy haircut. i hated being late teen/early 20s because you dont realize how women walk all over sensitive men. Toughen up and dont be ruled by the pussy.
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wow the first 10 replies didn't have fap in them, well done pit


the video i posted up there ^ is all about fapping


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#17
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His hair looks fine. Haha, UG doesn't know good hair when it sees it.





anyway i only get sex on saturdays for some ****in reason. take into account menstration one week per month and thats only 3 a month which is 36 a year...take into account arguments, illness, porn etc and thats about 25. Absolutely ridiculous.
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Did anyone else notice that the ts kinda looks like myspace tom in the pic of him on his computer?
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#20
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
His hair looks fine. Haha, UG doesn't know good hair when it sees it.

Thanks, DM.

My hair is a bit longer now.
But yeah, Garfield - Garfield actually makes me laugh pretty hard, so I've started reading 'em again, ha.

Thanks to all the guys who helped.

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your not a bad lookin guy you just a slightly dodgy haircut. i d being late teen/early 20s because you dont realize how women walk all over sensitive men. Toughen up and dont be ruled by the pussy.

Why would you assume I'm ruled by "the pussy"?
Did I mention something of the sort?
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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Last edited by ratmblink123 at Nov 29, 2008,
#21
Go watch some Jeff Dunham and eat your way through the house, kiddo.
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