Poll: Have you ever faked (on-line) being a....
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Male
9 8%
Female
26 23%
Single
1 1%
Cool
10 9%
I never have
32 28%
Whatever the site was about, guitarist, etc...
5 4%
Conjoined twins from Australia
30 27%
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#1
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Every pretended you were someone you weren't on a forum, mud, game, or internet site? Like a guitarist on UG but you're really aren't? Or a male/female. Or fake your death? I hear that's really in, now.

Here's mine: I was on a chess website and it must have been valentines day but I kept seeing people on the chat soliciting for sex. Some claimed to be fine chicks and others, this or that... but I couldn't help but think that being on a chess website... there was probably not a single chick in there, just a bunch of creepy dudes.

So... I got so disgusted, I thought i'd see how far and weird these people would get. I typed in... "anyone into conjoined twins?" Then I proceed to explain that I was from Australia and my sister was attached to me from birth but only had one hand that was disformed. Occassionally, I would put her on but she would take a really long time to type and would mess up the words, because of course, she only had one creepy hand that extended out from my waist.

Mostly everyone was pretty amazed but no takers. Finally, one dude invites me to his table. I went, and when I got there, he was like... "hey there." I asked him if he was into conjoined twins and he said, "sure." I asked him where he was from and he said, "New Jersey."

I said, "Jesus, it figures. Only a guy from New Jersey would try to pick up conjoined twins in an internet chess room. Freak!"

He swore at me and left the room. That's my only time and I laughed like hell. People are strange. You?
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#4
Hahaha thats awesome
Theres a lot of these sorta things on 4chan with people pretending to be underage girls and lure old creepy guys into having e-sex with them, and then saying really gross stuff.
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#5
I occasionally go pedo-baiting, posing as a 15 y/o girl. Its funny as hell when you mind**** them when they are into it.

Ahhh, good times. So many lulz.
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#6
Once I pretended to know things about guitar. The best part is, the fools believed it!

:P
#8
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Hahaha thats awesome
Theres a lot of these sorta things on 4chan with people pretending to be underage girls and lure old creepy guys into having e-sex with them, and then saying really gross stuff.



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#9
I haven't... actually, I'm lying.
I pretend I'm a really friendly guy.
I'm not really.
...Pretty mad, eh?
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#12
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I occasionally go pedo-baiting, posing as a 15 y/o girl. Its funny as hell when you mind**** them when they are into it.

Ahhh, good times. So many lulz.



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#13
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#14
i pretend im not me when im offline. freaks ppl out. i use it when im running from the cops.
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#15
i pretended to b a phone sex operator when a telemarketer called at dinner. My brother and I thought it was hilarious
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#16
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reminds me of that icebreakers sours commercial with the fat hairy guy but i doubt thats its
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#17
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reminds me of that icebreakers sours commercial with the fat hairy guy but i doubt thats its

Not even close...

Come on!!! This one's easy... it was a pretty famous long-lasting show.

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#18
Yea I'm doing it right now.

Edit: I just read ts's story. That is hilarious.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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#20
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#21
When I was ten, someone pretended to be Amy Lee, and we had e-sex.
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#22
One time when I was drinking my own urine on a cruise ship a guy came up to me and invited me to play underwater tennis and I declined because I was already scheduled to have casual drinks with Oprah and Barry Manilow.
#23
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One time when I was drinking my own urine on a cruise ship a guy came up to me and invited me to play underwater tennis and I declined because I was already scheduled to have casual drinks with Oprah and Barry Manilow.

At the Copa Cabana?

8 people pretended to be conjoined twins so far. haha
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#24
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One time when I was drinking my own urine on a cruise ship a guy came up to me and invited me to play underwater tennis and I declined because I was already scheduled to have casual drinks with Oprah and Barry Manilow.

I'm never inviting you to my show again. First Tom Cruise jumping on my sofas and now this?

Shame on you.
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#25
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I'm never inviting you to my show again. First Tom Cruise jumping on my sofas and now this?

Shame on you.

I'm sorry its just my urines so sterile and flavoursome and I was busting!
#26
I've had great fun with lots of people thinking I was a chick. Making them write stuff etc. The Internet is a dirty dirty place. Chatting can be very ****ed up. You NEVER know who's on the other side.
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#27
Pedo-baiting or just general ****ing around with people who try to have e-sex. I got some guy to drive to Birmingham to 'meet me' once. Only problem is I live near Bristol, and I'm not the 15 y/o he was hoping for
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#28
Ok, i'll give it up, i'm really joe jonas. I just wanted to be like, cool and stuff like you guys you know
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#29
I only pretend stupid stuff on msn, like being my sister or something. There's one person who now also thinks I have a younger brother (for those who can't figure it out, I actually don't).
#31
I pretended to be a male online and it was hilarious.
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#33
That's called a personality disorder TS.
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#34
i ticked conjoined twins form australia cause I used to just like basically troll and stuff. And this was with ppl who weren't internet savvy enough to know about trolls. I once convinced an 11yo i was julia roberts hairdresser and all this ****. Kinda grown out of it now.
#35
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#36
I'm a multi-millionaire with a large yacht and two chicks ducking my dick every morning. Why would I pretend to be something else on the internet?
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#37
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God, I really need to stop watching the Disney channel...
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#38
Why don't you guys have a seat over there?
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#39
Paranoid loser. I suppose you must have a reason. Enjoy paranoia. Perhaps you were that dude from New Jersey that likes conjoined twins.

I'm not interested in your weird, REALLY creepy stories. I'm looking for funny s**t that people have done. If you have nothing, you've been nothing.
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