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#1
my friend recently told me that all Americans are circumcised at birth, is this true?


And also, after watching alot of porno, im considering the snip. girls usually tug too hard and its not that pleasurable when i feel like im about to bleed.

so, what would be the benefits of getting circumcised and would you recommend it?

Discuss!
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It has to be good, otherwise why is it there :S
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Im for the foreskin.

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Apparently it's more hygenic


It's not hard to wash your dick...


I've heard Americans say "Urgh it's disgusting to not be circumcised" as if lopping the end of your knob off is natural.
But yeah in America it's normal to be circumcised. In basically every other western country people are uncircumcised, even though I know a few guys who are.

It's not even a big deal. I mean the cleanliness thing is stupid, the only way your dick will smell like a harbour is if you don't wash anyway.

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#6
It's cleaner to be circumsized but I *think* it's about 50/50 who have and haven't.. The parents decide when their kid is born..
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And also, after watching alot of porno, im considering the snip. girls usually tug too hard and its not that pleasurable when i feel like im about to bleed.




Two problems with that:
1) How did porn fit into that sentence?
2) BLEED?
#9
you will lose some feeling in it if you get it cut, i cant remember if it grows some skin stuff or if it just loses feeling with getting rubbed on you clothes but after a while shagging wont feel the same (or so iv seen in a website) its not something id get unless i was haveing real problems
#10
a man with foreskin is like a mule with a spinning wheel, nobody knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it
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Two problems with that:
1) How did porn fit into that sentence?
2) BLEED?



Yeah, most porn stars are circumcised and their penis' look great!

You never get that when a girl goes crazy on your schlong? she pulls foreskin back a crazy amount and almost snaps the little bit of skin which connects the foreskin to the actual penis. I have some friends who have snapped theirs, and they exclaim it was not pretty.
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It's not hard to wash your dick...


I've heard Americans say "Urgh it's disgusting to not be circumcised" as if lopping the end of your knob off is natural.
But yeah in America it's normal to be circumcised. In basically every other western country people are uncircumcised, even though I know a few guys who are.

It's not even a big deal. I mean the cleanliness thing is stupid, the only way your dick will smell like a harbour is if you don't wash anyway.


Not just that. But it improves sexual intercourse.
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#14
if the girl is tugging it to hard just say how soft/hard u want it to be tugged....Dur.
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Yeah, most porn stars are circumcised and their penis' look great!

You never get that when a girl goes crazy on your schlong? she pulls foreskin back a crazy amount and almost snaps the little bit of skin which connects the foreskin to the actual penis. I have some friends who have snapped theirs, and they exclaim it was not pretty.


*Cringes*

They must have tugged hard. I've had a couple of tuggers in my career and that was bad enough, but to actually snap your banjo strap?

*Shivers*

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how the funk would you fap if circumcised?
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how the funk would you fap if circumcised?


Like you would normally?
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how the funk would you fap if circumcised?


You would have to use lube.

Another bad point of circumcision.

I can bash one out whenever I want, don't need lube-age.

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Like you would normally?

by pulling the foreskin back and forth?
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how the funk would you fap if circumcised?


A fapping machine. They're fairly inexpensive.
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by pulling the foreskin back and forth?


Just 'cause your bell skin's gone doesn't mean you can't pull the shaft skin back and forth!
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It's "supposed" to be more hygenic to be circumsized but there's no actual advantage there as long as you clean under the foreskin every day. Also, you lose sensitivity and end up getting more friction during sex. This can be uncomfortable and even painful also to women since a guy would need more thrusting in order to acheive more pleasure.

Also, the percentage of ppl with and without a circumsition depends on region and culture.
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#23
I think the foreskin is intended to protect it. But since humans wear clothes these days it doesn't really matter.

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#24
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You would have to use lube.

Another bad point of circumcision.

I can bash one out whenever I want, don't need lube-age.
what are you talking about?!
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I can bash one out whenever I want, don't need lube-age.


Same here, it's great. I have to admit though, being uncircumcised does a number on my self-esteem. I'm pretty sure it's not preferred by ladies in the states.

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what are you talking about?!


The skin slides back and forth fairly easily. I guess being circumcised fixes that "problem".
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what are you talking about?!


Foreskin slides over the penis itself, which reduces the amount of lube needed for thrusting.
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what are you talking about?!


I myself have a complete penis.

That is I have enough skin to masturbate easily by pulling my foreskin back and forth and there is enough skin to pleasure myself without any discomfort.

Whereas I imagine without the excess skin you would not have the same...scope of rubbing, so it would take more rubs, thus potential discomfort. Hence the need for lube if you want to bash one out as effectively as myself.

That's more information than I ever wanted to give out about masturbation.

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Same here, it's great. I have to admit though, being uncircumcised does a number on my self-esteem. I'm pretty sure it's not preferred by ladies in the states.



yepp, however, we dont complain when women pull out a hanging ham, we just embrace it as long as they get their fill its okay i guess:P
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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
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how the funk would you fap if circumcised?


That's why circumcision became the norm.
Some people advocated it as a way to keep young boys from playing around down there, because it would be harder to masturbate. That way they would be able to focus their attention on doing the lord's bidding...

..and that's why it's pure evil and WRONG.

Well, atleast doing it to infants is. If you're an adult and feel like chopping part of your dick off, go for it.
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I myself have a complete penis.

That is I have enough skin to masturbate easily by pulling my foreskin back and forth and there is enough skin to pleasure myself without any discomfort.

Whereas I imagine without the excess skin you would not have the same...scope of rubbing, so it would take more rubs, thus potential discomfort. Hence the need for lube if you want to bash one out as effectively as myself.

That's more information than I ever wanted to give out about masturbation.


i'm circumcised and don't need lube.

however, lube does make it feel better

so, er, ye.....
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Oh! I just thought of a question that could possibly change my life completely. Is it common for men in Japan to be uncircumcised?

If so I think I might move to Japan. Plenty asian women and the fact that my weiner would be widely accepted as normal would be reason enough...
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That's why circumcision became the norm.
Some people advocated it as a way to keep young boys from playing around down there, because it would be harder to masturbate. That way they would be able to focus their attention on doing the lord's bidding...

..and that's why it's pure evil and WRONG.

Well, atleast doing it to infants is. If you're an adult and feel like chopping part of your dick off, go for it.


never thought of it that way before
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Cut> uncut.
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never thought of it that way before


Nice to see UG makes its users look in depth at the matters closest to our hearts.

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#35
I kind of wish i was cut when i was born, but when your snipped you lose some of the feeling down there, also if you spend 10 seconds in the shower a day washing your dangle it will be just as clean is a cut one


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Nice to see UG makes its users look in depth at the matters closest to our hearts.



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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
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i knew all Jewish were circumcised at birth

Wrong. The opposite, Jews are circumsized at 13. But TS, DO NOT get it cut, hurts like you got slammed in the balls with a sledgehammer.
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#39
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I'd rather have that line of skin between my nob and my foreskin chopped off than a standard circumcision.


Omg, i never thought of that. this is the answer i have been waiting for.

Is this possible?
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Yeah, most porn stars are circumcised and their penis' look great!

That really sounded like some kind of crappy advert.
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