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#1
what are your favorite futurama quotes?


mine would have to be from Zoidberg: "finally! a good hand! see? three females and a king giving himself brain surgery"
#3
*Bender mumbling in his sleep* "Kill all humans, kill all humans. Hey there pretty lady, want to kill all humans with me?"

*gets woken up one way or another and says to Fry* "I was having the most wonderful dream, I think you were in it."
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#4
"Who needs courage when you could have, a gun!"
Whats the longest word?


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because theres a mile between the two s's!


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#6
One of my faves is when the prof is using the smell o scope

Fry: why dont you smell uranus

Prof: they changed the name to stop all the stupid jokes

Fry: whats it called now

Prof: urectum...




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#8
From the first episode, i think it goes like this:

Man: There is nobody here by that name, nor will there ever be. I hope in time you'll realise what an idiot you've been.

Fry: Oh yeah? Don't count on it, buddy!
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
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#10
Bender: "Ahahahahaha!....Oh, you were serious, permit me to laugh harder

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
#11
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"Good news everyone!"

rofl


I dont remember exactly, but something like this:
*surgeons operating on zoidberg, and he wont shut up. then:*
Zoidberg: "Don't cut that, I need that to speak"
*surgeons cutting faster*

that was awesome


oh, and how could I forget:
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
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#13
no im doesnt
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#14
Where there are two surgeons performing an autopsy on Zoidberg

Surgeon : Stomach contents
Surgeon : 1 deviled egg
*scoops egg out of Zoidberg and sets it on a tray next to him*
*Zoidberg eats the egg*
Surgeon : The same deviled egg
Goodness gracious me!
#16
Fry: "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
Nibbler: "That would be most wise."
Fry: "Who?"
#17
Also, the one where they go back in time to Area 51, and Zoidberg is caught by the US Army. The bring him to the base, and they lay out a table of food inside a room to see what his diet is like, and watch him through a two way mirror.
Zoidberg: "A buffet! Awww, but I forgot my wallet..."
Army Officer into the microphone: "It's free."
Zoidberg: "Free! *food splashes all over the mirror, followed by Zoidberg sucking it off*

#18
zapp:have the boy lay out my formal shorts
kif:who
zapp:you.you lay out my formal shorts
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


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#19
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zapp:have the boy lay out my formal shorts
kif:who
zapp:you.you lay out my formal shorts
Reminds me of another Zapp Brannigan/Kif skit.

Zapp: Well I guess the only thing left to do now is for the Captain to go down with his ship.
Kif: That's surprisingly noble of you sir.
Zapp: No that 's surprisingly noble of YOU Kif, I'm promoting you to captain
*Zapp runs off*
#21
Nurse: Are you ready to operate?
Zoidberg: Yes, but first I haveto perform surgery! hahaha.
*later in the episode*
Nurse: Read to operate, doctor?
Robot doctor: Yes, but first I have to perform surgery!
Zoidberg: THAT'S MY JOKE! I'll KILL YOU!

EDIT:

Also:

Leela: Oh no! A black envelope! Bender, someone you know must have died!
Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies, those guys SUCK.

EDIT2:
Thought of more!

Professor: Who are those?
Willy Wonka type guy: The Grunka Lunkas.
Professor: Tell them I hate them!
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
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#23
Fry: Hey bender wheres your bathroom?
Bender: What-room?
Fry: Bathroom
Bender: Bath what
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What-what?
#26
Zap-As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!

*drops soliders out the cargo door*
#27
Leela: Someone ought to teach you a lesson
Zap: If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it Kiff?
Kiff: *sigh* sexlexia
#28
Zap-If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
[Kif groans]
#29
Zoidberg: Did you see me escaping? I was all, "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!"

Zoidberg: Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs, and all will be right with the world.

Zoidberg: Ok, open wide and say *weird trilling gagging noise*
Fry: *weird trilling gagging noise*
Zoidberg: WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

Dr. Farnsworth: At this rate, we'll all experience something far worse than death: PRE-LIFE!...And then death.

Dr. Farnsworth: And here's my lifetime membership to the Discount Club!
Clerk: Sir, this is expired.
Dr. Farnsworth: But it's good for a lifetime!
Clerk: Well, yours is expired.
GHOST BLOWJOB!
WHOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#30
where hermes' son and the professers son start their own business:
professer's son: arent you proud dad? were finally making more money than you guys!
professer: ...well yes... but you dont have your own building or.... erm.... one of those (points at zoidberg)
zoidberg: hello

i lol'd at that the first time i saw it
#31
Zapp: So, crawling back like a bird on it's belly
Leela: Birds don't crawl
Zapp: They've been known to!

Zapp: "Sorry...just go. You want the rest of the champagne? (Pronounced champaggen')"
Leela: No, and it's pronounced champagne
Zapp: Oh God No! (sobs)

Farnsworth: "Ohhh! You've killed me! You've killed me!"
Leela: "Oh, god. What have I done?"
Farnsworth: "I just told you. You've killed me!"
Hull City A.F.C

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#32
newscaster alien: Puny Earthlings!
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

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#33
Alternate Professor Farnsworth: Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out! *crazy laugh*
"On this life that we call home
The years go fast
and the days go so slow...

the days go so slow
."
#34
Leela: "Bender, are you jacking on in there?"
Bender: (from bathroom) "Just a minute!"
signatures are budget.
#35
Nixon: "And I'll go into people's houses at night at wreck up the place!"

Zapp: "Once again, rock crushes scissors... *thinks* but paper covers rock... and scissors cut paper... KIF! We have a connundrum! *Holding big scissors he took from Leela* Kif, bring me a rock and some paper.
Kif: *Sigh* Why?!

Zapp: "Kif, I think we should spend our last moments reminiscing...

...

...

Nevermind. Just give me a backrub."
#36
Bender: Maybe they just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry.
Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!
#37
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS

I had to say it..
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#38
Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates: Puny Human #1, Puny Human #2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Nixon: Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

Gets me every time
#39
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Alternate Professor Farnsworth: Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out! *crazy laugh*

I was just about to say that!

Fry: Wait, I'm having one of those things! A headache with pictures!
Leela: An idea?
*Fry nods and grunts*
#40
Bender: Now I don't lecture to you when your laying in a ditch, now shut up and Drag me to work

Bender: Of all my friends, your the first

Bender: I refuse, I'm a conscientious objector.
Fry: A What?
Bender: You know, a coward.

Zoidberg: Gracias
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