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#1
What would you guys do if you had your very own personal time machine?

Personally, I would have to go back and drink with Bonzo before he kicked it, and probably hit up some awsome concerts like Woodstock, Monterey Pop Fest., A Nirvana Show, as well as a GNR one, Obviously Led Zeppelin, The Freddy Mercury Benefit concert, and Queen as a matter of fact, etc..

(these are only some music related time-travel ventures, I have way to many to list because thinking about time travel is only superceded by thinking about zombies and Shredding!!, but you can put down anything you want)

Feel free to argue the Logistics and Theory of time travel as well!!

Last but not least, FUKK THE SEARCHBAR!!!!!!!
LOOK AT MY SIG!!!!
#2
Well I know that if it would be real, we would all be f*cked... =/

The army of the country owning it would probably use that to anihilate some things done in the past.
#3
I'd go back and meet the Power Rangers before they were killed in the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
#4
I'd kill all the dinosaurs that looked at me funny.

Yes, all of them.
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#5
Give Stalin a handshandy.

EDIT:

Quote by Kensai
I'd kill all the dinosaurs that looked at me funny.

Yes, all of them.


You'd have to get there before Jesus did then.
Last edited by minibrowny at Nov 29, 2008,
#6
Quote by Kensai
I'd kill all the dinosaurs that looked at me funny.

Yes, all of them.


Knowing your age, you could have done that WITHOUT a time machine. I hear you were quite the badass in your old high school days.
#7
It is real. I control the 4th dimension.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#9
Quote by LordBishek
Knowing your age, you could have done that WITHOUT a time machine. I hear you were quite the badass in your old high school days.

Pssh, he defined badass before it was a term.
#11
I'd go into the past and get Hitler a good psychologist, tell Stalin that his mother DID love him. Bitch slap Saddam and then go to see an SOAD concert.
#12
Quote by LordBishek
Knowing your age, you could have done that WITHOUT a time machine. I hear you were quite the badass in your old high school days.


Did you really think the dinosaurs were killed because of a meteor?

Bitches owed me money.
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#15
save my dog uhh not be an asshole to the girl i liked... yea
THOU SHALL NOT PASS!

My gear is not worth mentioning.
#16
Quote by Jaymz_515
I'd make this thread.


Yesterday.

I'd invent UG using Stone Age technology.
#18
Quote by StratoTele
I'd invent UG using Stone Age technology.


I'd invent Stone Age technology.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#19
Quote by Hp312
GnR concert, push hitler over, stop some teachers becoming teachers, invest in google, yourube stuff like that.

You see Adolf Hitler. What do you want to do?
>push over

You try to push Hitler over. The SS tears your face off with MP40's.

GAME OVER.
#20
Quote by Ziggums
I'd go into the past and get Hitler a good psychologist, tell Stalin that his mother DID love him. Bitch slap Saddam and then go to see an SOAD concert.


I'd go back after you, kill the psychologist, remind Stalin noone loves him and elect Saddam into power.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#22
Quote by metaldud536
No. Maybe go back to the 70's and pickup some hot chicks.

Or Freddie Mercury.
#23
I'd never come to the pit.

It has wasted to many hours YEARS of my life.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#24
Quote by metaldud536
No. Maybe go back to the 70's and pickup some hot chicks.


Or go find some hot chicks way back in time.

"Look at this lightbulb. It hasn't even been invented yet." *lights bulb*
"Does that...TURN YOU ON? TEE-HEE?"

Chicks from the Renaissance dig innovation.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#25
i would go back to the time my parents were having sex to have me, then run into the room and slap my dad in the ass and shout "i'm your son from the future"
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Fucking win S&R!
#26
Quote by ToastYerLicks
Or go find some hot chicks way back in time.

"Look at this lightbulb. It hasn't even been invented yet." *lights bulb*
"Does that...TURN YOU ON? TEE-HEE?"

Chicks from the Renaissance dig innovation.


....or they burn you at the stake
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#27
Quote by tayroar
....or they burn you at the stake

With strike-anywhere matches and processed steak.

Innovation ftw!
#29
I'd go back to 1979 and watch Led Zeppelin at Knebworth again, best gig I've ever seen.
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Brilliant...
#31
Quote by KeepOnRotting
I would think twice about buying shares in Super Duper Sports....


Fool, I can't believe you would do such a silly thing. You have doomed us all.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#32
Time travel IS real.
Just in principal rather than practical.
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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#34
Quote by tayroar
Fool, I can't believe you would do such a silly thing. You have doomed us all.


You KNEW I would doom us all, so why didn't you stop me? HMM?
#35
Guys Time Travel Works!!!! ( 1 2 )
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If Time Travel was Real? ( 1 2 )
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#36
I'd go back and shoot Churchill. After he pwnd the reich, of course. The guy just pises me off for some reason.
#37
Quote by KeepOnRotting
You KNEW I would doom us all, so why didn't you stop me? HMM?


Because the council won't allow me to intermingle with normies to change the time stream. They have only given me permission to intermingle in this specific frame of time.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#38
Quote by ToastYerLicks
Or go find some hot chicks way back in time.

"Look at this lightbulb. It hasn't even been invented yet." *lights bulb*
"Does that...TURN YOU ON? TEE-HEE?"

Chicks from the Renaissance dig innovation.


...you could go back in time and save them babe princesses from marrying them royal ugly dudes!

Quote by dudius

afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#39
Quote by Jaymz_515
I'd invent Stone Age technology.


I'd invent the term 'technology'

Quote by tayroar
'd go back after you, kill the psychologist, remind Stalin noone loves him and elect Saddam into power.


What about the SOAD Concert?
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BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



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*******NOT
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#40
I'd go back and become a member of The Beatles.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
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