#5
Sex Thread, and no. If anything it takes too long sometimes, or I'm hooking up with girls who give ****ty head.

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I came cum blood within 20 seconds of getting hard.


That's some creative grammar...
#6
I downloaded a 40-minute porn video once and then blew my load like 3 minutes in.


I felt like the last half-hour of downloadage had gone to waste.
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#7
^iv been there
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or I'm hooking up with girls who give ****ty head.


This. Most the girls i've had head off can't suck a phallus for ****.


No jewelry for them then
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#10
Quote by Ichikurosaki
I came cum blood within 20 seconds of getting hard.

lul
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#11
Just to clear this up...

Is premature ejaculation when you ejaculate before you have an orgasm.. Or that you just don't last very long (but you still have an orgasm while you cum)?

I've never thought about premature ejaculation before..
#12
i've heard of virgins blowing their load before penetration
that must suck

they were oh so close to losing it....
#13
Quote by dandadog
Sex thread?

Ding ding ding we have a winner

*reported*
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#14
Actually, there was this one time when me and this girl were having sex and as she oh...

oh...



Too late...
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Quote by dudetheman
I downloaded a 40-minute porn video once and then blew my load like 3 minutes in.


I felt like the last half-hour of downloadage had gone to waste.


Just means your a normal healthy male
#17
Quote by huffmanguy
i've heard of virgins blowing their load before penetration
that must suck

they were oh so close to losing it....


in the book Survivor, the main character is a die hard Christian, and so he finally has sex and the line in the book is, "and then, after all these years, I was half an inch and then it was all over" then the girl says, "I hope that was empowering" hahahahhaahaha

And I don't even believe in premature ejaculation. If I cum, it was right on time.

Chappelle's Take on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8
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#18
Personally.. I find that the amount of time you take depends entirely on the last time you did blow your load.

For instance.. I went about 3 weeks wihtout wanking and watched porn one day and was done in about a minute

Another day I wanked the night before and sat through about 20-25 minutes of it before finishing..
#19
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Ding ding ding we have a winner

*reported*


Woo, finally, some recognition around here.
#21
Quote by dudetheman
I downloaded a 40-minute porn video once and then blew my load like 3 minutes in.


I felt like the last half-hour of downloadage had gone to waste.


Ever heard of streaming?
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Quote by dudetheman
I downloaded a 40-minute porn video once and then blew my load like 3 minutes in.


I felt like the last half-hour of downloadage had gone to waste.


But surely, 3 minutes in, they're still just setting up the atmosphere and developing the characters?
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#23
A wizard, cums neither late, nor early...

He cums precisely when he means to!
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#24
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Ever heard of streaming?


I have yet to find a 40min pornvideo you can stream
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All-riiight.
#25
Quote by billybusa
I have yet to find a 40min pornvideo you can stream


You obviously don't use redtube much?
#26
Quote by billybusa
I have yet to find a 40min pornvideo you can stream


I've found many, but considering you sprayed after 3 minutes, I don't think that would matter.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#27
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You obviously don't use redtube much?



*removed*
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#28
Quote by Eggmond
redtube isnt great.spanwire or fantasti.cc>all


Videos are videos. Where you get them from is irrelevant really..
#29
Quote by dudetheman
I downloaded a 40-minute porn video once and then blew my load like 3 minutes in.


I felt like the last half-hour of downloadage had gone to waste.



LOL. Nice.
#30
Quote by dandadog
You obviously don't use redtube much?


meh almost all videos there are shorter than 20 mins
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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#31
Anyway, what's the need for all the phallic-based threads tonight?
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Current gear - 06 MIM Strat, '02 Epiphone Les Paul, Peavey Rockingham, Tanglewood TF8, BLACKSTAR★ HT-5 Combo, EHX Holy Grail, Boss DS-1, Arion SFL-1

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