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#1
whos drunk right now?

cos i bloody am
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#3
I should be, but all my mates are away this week and I don't drink on my own
#5
I'm drunk off my ass

just confessed my love to my best friend as well

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#8
Quote by Firenze
I'm drunk off my ass

just confessed my love to my best friend as well


lol i would if she was online
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
Quote by NFFC_1865
The last place I'd be if I was drunk is on UG.

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#12
I wish I was. That way, this situation wouldn't seem so terrifyingly mundane.
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C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#13
I was about to post "Who cares if Pete Townsend is drunk?"
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#14
How about we call this the "who is sitting at home alone drinking and surfing the internet on Saturday night" thread?
#15
Quote by Tom_hatton
Aren't you a badman.

yeah tbh.. I dnt even know why i made this thread.. I'd be like "this is spam fag!" If i was on the recieving end..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#16
Quote by Powerhouse
How about we call this the "who is sitting at home alone drinking and surfing the internet on Saturday night" thread?

lol.. i might go slit my wrists and cry myself to sleep now..(but its true ffs!)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#18
Quote by will123456789
lol i would if she was online


Aren't Lucky Strikes the best ****ing cigs ever? Gooooooooood ****ing awesome!

Man, she's not even online. I just graffitied on her facebook wall

This thread will prolly bee closed soon.

So everyone! UG is aweomse! No matter how much some of the newbies suck most peolpe RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#19
Quote by Tom_hatton
Aren't you a badman.


Man, that's the first thing on UG that's actually made me laugh properly in a few months. Kudos to you Hatton
#20
Quote by Powerhouse
How about we call this the "who is sitting at home alone drinking and surfing the internet on Saturday night" thread?


I'm not alone tosspot! My lameass friends are watching Iron Man on blueray and I couldn't be bothered since I've already watchied it like 19 times.
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#21
Quote by Firenze
I'm drunk off my ass

just confessed my love to my best friend as well


Howd that go?

Im not drunk Im hungover as **** right now.
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#22
Quote by will123456789
lol i would if she was online

same here,vodka works charms!
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#23
Quote by Ktool The Girth
Howd that go?

Im not drunk Im hungover as **** right now.


She probably already knew.

All I ****ing need is SYK to come tell me to take this to the relationship thread


Maaaaaaaaan I can't believe Jeff Bridges is the evil villain in Iron Man. e was so badass in the big lebowski

Tara Reid is awesome before her titties gfot butcjered
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Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#24
Quote by Firenze
She probably already knew.

All I ****ing need is SYK to come tell me to take this to the relationship thread


Maaaaaaaaan I can't believe Jeff Bridges is the evil villain in Iron Man. e was so badass in the big lebowski

Tara Reid is awesome before her titties gfot butcjered

lol i dnt know who she is but she sounds hot.. i think it nearly saturday night porn time! ****ing hell.. being drunk alone is ****! If only.. shee was online.. i would tell her just how i feel.. dang.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#25
Slightly pissed, not actually drunk.
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Awesome guy right here
#27
Quote by fretsonfire74
On your profile you say you're not a drinker. LIAR!


your avatar is awesome.

she is very hot.
Catch me,
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Lift me back up to the Sun
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#28
I have two empty six packs, an empty four pack, and 3 empty 1 litre bottles of beer next to me.

But no. I'm not drunk. This was all consumed over the last two days. I haven't been drunk in two weeks.

no
#29
Quote by fretsonfire74
On your profile you say you're not a drinker. LIAR!

hmmm.. no it doesnt.. it probably says i'm a lame ass who cant pull a girl or get laid or get friends but no where does it say i'm not a drinker
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#30
Quote by will123456789
hmmm.. no it doesnt.. it probably says i'm a lame ass who cant pull a girl or get laid or get friends but no where does it say i'm not a drinker


we could be such good lame ass friends



RIP QUORTHON
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#31
Just a little hungover, I've been drunk the past 3 days so I'm taking a break.
The softest of blankets is six feet of soil.

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#32
Quote by will123456789
hmmm.. no it doesnt.. it probably says i'm a lame ass who cant pull a girl or get laid or get friends but no where does it say i'm not a drinker




what's this then?
#33
Quote by Firenze
we could be such good lame ass friends



RIP QUORTHON

lol.. they say UG meet ups are da bomb.. if only i could crack one off without needing a piss..

and i thought u were "with mates" by mate u mean ureself and with u mean ****.. made sense in my head anyway.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#34
Quote by Godsmack_IV


what's this then?

woah sorry, mum! but i didnt realise that was there.. i thought it meant coffee drinker.. and i hate coffee so i put no. if it makes ya feel better i'll go change it.. and btw isnt clive such a cool name!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
It's midday right now, and I'm on my second beer.
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#37
Quote by Instant Mash
It's midday right now, and I'm on my second beer.

lol its 1 am here.. if only my parents would go to bed.. i would wack myself silly..

I'm glad i dont know anyone in real life on here.. i can be as crude as i want
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#39
Last night I got pretty ****faced....I'm looking to drink a little tonight but I don't wanna go to work tomorrow with a hangover.
#40
Quote by dudius
Last night I got pretty ****faced....I'm looking to drink a little tonight but I don't wanna go to work tomorrow with a hangover.

yeah.. i'm a scroitey bastard 16 year old without a job and with a virginity.. by this time next year i want there statuses to change.. i doubt they will lol.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



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