#1
So today was the day everyone had to present their three minute french speaches infront of the class. we get marked on how well we can remember it and whatnot, y'know, the usual.

so there's this really, really, really, ridiculiously hot babe sitting at the very front of the class. now, usually i could control my mr.happyman so that he doesn't y'know, get too happy. but on this particular day, she just had to be wearing a teeny skirt (the shortest i've ever seen) and when i got called up, i could see right. up. her. skirt. it was the hottest freaking thing i'd ever seen in my life, and then without realizing it, i got the HUGEST bonner and the whole class could see it.

before i could do anything aboot it, the whole class started giving me weird looks, so i finished my speech and gtfo by telling my teacher i was sick. Now i'm pretty nervous to go back monday, i hope noone mentions it.

Discuss.
#3
School on a Saturday?

It's pronounced boner.
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#4
maybe if it was big enough shell **** you
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#5
play it off
make a pick up line out of it. talk your way out of it. you'll be good.

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#7
You should have tucked it into your belt before you went up. You have no forethought.

Always be prepared.
#8
dude, they are so gonna mention it!
just take it with a pinch of salt

and hey, tell the truth
word may get round
and she'll be all over you
#9
Yep. You're gonna be the talk of the lunchroom come Monday.

You'll probably be hearing about it until you graduate, so think up some good jokes now so when people try to make fun of you, you'll be like "dude, if you wanna make a joke, make it a good one, like; <__funnier joke__>.

If you have a sense of humor about it you'll take less crap.
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#10
Ts if your welll sized this could work to your advantage,

Did the girl seem flattered or digusted?

Go to school and just take it as it comes.
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#11
Just blame it on the girl. Just say something like...

"Hey it's not my fault. If she didn't dress like that it wouldn't have happened. I'm not complaining but she has to realize that, as Uncle Ben used to say, "With great power comes great responsibility."
#12
You could say she wasn't wearing any underwear and your "hammertime" will no longer be the focus of attention.
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#13
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You should have tucked it into your belt before you went up. You have no forethought.

Always be prepared.


Exactly.

Hell of a story though

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So today was the day everyone had to present their three minute french speaches infront of the class. we get marked on how well we can remember it and whatnot, y'know, the usual.

so there's this really, really, really, ridiculiously hot babe sitting at the very front of the class. now, usually i could control my mr.happyman so that he doesn't y'know, get too happy. but on this particular day, she just had to be wearing a teeny skirt (the shortest i've ever seen) and when i got called up, i could see right. up. her. skirt. it was the hottest freaking thing i'd ever seen in my life, and then without realizing it, i got the HUGEST bonner and the whole class could see it.

before i could do anything aboot it, the whole class started giving me weird looks, so i finished my speech and gtfo by telling my teacher i was sick. Now i'm pretty nervous to go back monday, i hope noone mentions it.

Discuss.

lol if that happened to me it wouldnt protude.. I have a tiny penis

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In my French aural exam for GCSEs I said "J'ai mangé la chinoise" which translates to "I ate the chinese". I meant to say "I ate A chinese".


Lol, in my one I was asked 'What do you do on the weekends?' and I meant to say "I go to the cinema, go out and eat with my friends" but I accidentally said "Je mange mes amis" which means "I eat my friends."

Yeah, I failed.
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#17
Just g up to her and say "... um so I got a boner looking at you yearterday" works every time.
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#18
just tell them you didn't have an erection and then walk up to them later with a large vegetable down your trousers and tell them that that is your real erection.
#20
hahahaha
you looked so dumb at the front of the class
now i know u have a ug
and that u put it up, and im gonna tell her why u got it!!!!!!