#1
I need the pit's assistance. My friend's roommate set up a PS3 to video what's going on while he's at work. What are some things we can do to mess with him? Be creative List time:

1) Give the camera the goat
2)
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#3
1) Wait until you know he can't look, make everything look completely ransacked, like he got robbed or somthing.

2) Take a picture of said ransacking and place it in front of the camera so it looks like the live image.

3) Replace everything exactly as it was.

4) Hijinks ensue.
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#4
if he feels the need to film you while he's gone than is this really the kind of person you want to live with. get a new roommate this guy is a loser.
#5
Rape his sister




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#6
Go into his room, get a picture of him, turn your back to the camera and make a wanking motion for at least a minute. Leave the picture of him (complete with mayo disguised as jizz) on his dresser.

It's all I could come up with at 2am
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#7
It's possible???


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Do a sexy dance together wearing nothing but loincloths to really weird yet erotic music.
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Wow, technology nowadays.

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#11
wait, is it a live feed to him, or is he like, videotaping it to watch later?
#13
1) sit on the floor and fap, for real.
2) take a picture of yourself close up and put it in front of the camera, making him think that you are staring at it
3) play and episode of pokemon in front of it (the original show not the new one)
#14
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My friend's roommate set up a PS3 to video what's going on while he's at work.


weird....
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#15
Film an entire movie, complete with well thought out plot, script, effects, credits, soundtrack, etc.
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#16
i like the idea of putting a picture of the place as it would normally look infront of the camera. he'll think all is well but in the mean time you beat off on all his clothes. (yep i stole a few people's ideas for this one)
#17
Do horrible things.

For example, get a girl you know, but that he doesn't, and lead her in like you guys are going to have a good time, then go off camera. Have her scream, then stop. Wait a bit, then go get a big bag. Drag her out of the place in the bag, thank her for her time. Go back inside and get a bunch of cleaning materials and clean the place you "killed" her. Say nothing.

I don't know, PM me or something.
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#20
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Do horrible things.

For example, get a girl you know, but that he doesn't, and lead her in like you guys are going to have a good time, then go off camera. Have her scream, then stop. Wait a bit, then go get a big bag. Drag her out of the place in the bag, thank her for her time. Go back inside and get a bunch of cleaning materials and clean the place you "killed" her. Say nothing.

I don't know, PM me or something.


Or somehow realistically stage that you killed another roommate (assuming there are 3 people in your living place) and then make sure he is not there when he comes back.
Or fap onto the camera.
#21
Put a spy camera where ever he masturbates

Review and transfer it to your hard drive.

Post on youpr0n

Email to his parents.

Prepare your will and testament because he will kill you afterwards.
#22
Another one could be fake someone breaking into the house and terrorizing you. You know, like The Strangers meets The Blair Witch Project meets that one recent movie with the website that kills mofos.

Anyway, make it feel like he's the only hope of your survival, like someone is going to completely **** your **** up, then get like dragged off screaming. Crash at someone else's for a day or so, you're golden.


EDIT:


This one tops the one I just said.

Stage your own psychologicl breakdown. Start it off simply. You play guitar, **** up a song in the same spot. Get down on yourself. Start yelling at yourself, break down, leave the room.

Day Two: It gets worse. You feel paranoid, etc. Basically, you completely ****in lose it. You start talking to the camera as if your roommate is staging your downfall.

"You think you're hot ****? You can't do this to people!"

Go all The Shining on him, basically.
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#23
This thread could be epic.

*free bump*

By the way, the breakdown, and the kidnapping idea are both great. TS, consider those two.
#24
put pictures of naked dudes in front of the camera, lit tape it there, so theres nothing he can do about it

EDIT: or plow some chick infront of the camera
#25
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or plow some chick infront of the camera


Problem with that is that he can then load it up to like youpr0n and send it to all your family, and mates. Which would either be terrific lulz, or suck rly bad.

'pends.
#27
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Problem with that is that he can then load it up to like youpr0n and send it to all your family, and mates. Which would either be terrific lulz, or suck rly bad.

'pends.



atleast he wouldn't be plowing a dude
atleast if the chick is hot, his dad mite b proud
#28
stage a murder, or mafia meeting
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#29
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atleast he wouldn't be plowing a dude
atleast if the chick is hot, his dad mite b proud


True.

But if he had a tiny dick, then it would definately not be funny to have all you mates call you 'Incher' or something the rest of his life.
#30
Have a horribly disgusting and personal discussion with a girl in front of it. Talk about anuses and ****.

Or stage a murder.

Or talk on the phone about child rape.
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#31
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True.

But if he had a tiny dick, then it would definately not be funny to have all you mates call you 'Incher' or something the rest of his life.


I concede your victory... well played
#32
record gay porn on it and force him to fap to it.
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#33
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TS, the goat only works if you catch the camera unawares. Remember, the rules state that you can't just get your wang out, it has to be inconspicuous. If by the goat you are referencing the movie "Waiting"

I was thinking he meant Goatse.
#36
Take a picture of the room from the camera's angle. Then hang the picture in front of his camera so the room looks like nothing is going on. Then put oil in his acne treatments, jerk off on his toothbrush, and turn the heat up so you can use his pillow to dab the sweat from your balls and armpits.

That'll teach him to do such a retarded thing. Oh yeah, take the picture down and proceed to **** his mom over and over using a plunger.
#37
Does your room mate have a girlfriend/sister? If so, arrange to put on an act in front of the camera
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