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#1
Seriously, someone called Marcus Tullius Cicero (the famous ancient Roman orator!) has requested me as a friend on Facebook.


A Roman orator? Facebook? What's going on?
#4
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#7
Man, what the fuck? You can put that as your name, but I can't put "Valles Marineris" as my hometown?
#8
I'm friends with Colonel Sanders, Goldmember, and James Bond...

BEAT THAT!
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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


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butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#11
Myspace eats penis.
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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#14
add him
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#15
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Shush Richard. Kensai isn't into same-religious-standing relationships- homoreligiousstandingsexuality.



I'm a girl!
#17
Quote by Instant Mash
Myspace eats penis.


What's wrong with eating penis?


Homophobia is gay, faggot.
#18
Quote by Guitarist132
what does dawkins have to do with this



It's a joke from the Religion and Philosophy/ Creationism vs Evolution threads.
#19
Last I checked, I wasn't gay. Therefore, I don't share the same interests or lifestyle as that of Myspaz.
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#20
Quote by Instant Mash
Last I checked, I wasn't gay. Therefore, I don't share the same interests or lifestyle as that of Myspaz.



#21
Quote by Powerhouse
What's wrong with eating penis?


Not enough vitamins & minerals for a healthy, balanced diet.
#24
Me and a friend made an account for jesus christ on facebook. We did some dumb spelling to get past the name filter and then my buddy wrote a program to vote him up on that "compare people" application. Number one in every category. It was hella fun at first, but then we had 700 friends and couldnt keep up with the number of requests we were getting.

And then facebook deleted it.
#25
I'm also friends with Deep Fryer.
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#27
erm... why is this funny, fass?
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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#28
I was wondering where Prince had been lately...
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#29
Quote by Instant Mash
Last I checked, I wasn't gay. Therefore, I don't share the same interests or lifestyle as that of Myspaz.

Check again.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#30
Quote by Green_Jelly
Check again.


F for originality.
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#32
Quote by Instant Mash
I'm friends with Colonel Sanders, Goldmember, and James Bond...

BEAT THAT!

I'm friends with some guy's dog, God, and Barrack Obama.

on myspace
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
#33
Quote by Instant Mash
F for originality.

I'm sorry, it's 12 hours later over here.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#34
Quote by Green_Jelly
Check again.

I don't trust people who say "Last time I checked I wasn't gay"... It confuses me ... Why do you need to check? Denial, that's what it is. Denial.
#35
Fassa, are you high, by chance?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#36
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erm... why is this funny, fass?



I'm an ancient history student....so I think it's funny someone is pretending to be Cicero.
#38
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm an ancient history student....so I think it's funny someone is pretending to be Cicero.

link it for lulz
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#39
Quote by Green_Jelly
I'm sorry, it's 12 hours later over here.


Yeah, I'll give you that one...
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#40
Quote by Thepoison92
I don't trust people who say "Last time I checked I wasn't gay"... It confuses me ... Why do you need to check? Denial, that's what it is. Denial.


Figure of speech, mate.
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
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