#1
12/11/08: Updated it a bit more using constructive criticism. Thanks everyone for giving feed back. If you have something to say about it, go right ahead.

Note: The title is censored so the thread doesn't get locked. Everything following this message is part of the piece.


A Guide To The High

Materials required:
-Friends. (Optional)
-One empty plastic bottle.
-A lighter.
-15-30 dollars, depending on the amount and the shady ****** you buy it from.
-A shady ****** to buy weed from.

Instructions
-Acquire weed from shady ******.
-Crush sealed side of bottle.
-Burn opening into bottle.
-Put weed on opening.
-Burn two holes onto bottle.
-Put fingers onto bottle.
-Burn weed, let smoke gather.
-Inhale deep.
-Hold air.
-Release.
-Puff,

puff,


pass.

Clean-Up
-Throw bottle onto ground
-Walk away

allyourproblemsaresolvednow!

ohwait, it's 2 hours later now.


WAIT

"what?"

"huh? i didn't say anything."

"hahahaha, can i have some?"

"no. now stop asking."


"hahahah, you're so funny."

"stop."

----
"hahaha....wait, what?"

"stop it."

----
"hahaha....wait, what?"

"stop it."

----
"hahaha....wait, what?"

"stop it."

----
"hahaha....wait, what?"

"stop it."

----
"hahaha....wait, what?"

"stop it."

----
"hahaha....wait, what?"

"stop it."

"hahaha....wait, what?"

you're 20 years old now, act like it.
(since when was cancer a fashion trend?)

you can't go on do the same thing over and over,
and don't you DARE say there's nothing else in this world.
(are you that close-minded that you give up after searching for a night? put some effort forth; you never know.)
just because you ____ doesn't mean anything.

so now what? you're at that road, that crossroad, and now....what?

YOU.
ALWAYS.
BITCH.
-and-
MOAN.

SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU DO IT?
YOU KNOW THE RISKS
YOU KNOW THE RULES
(#1, Never speak)
SO STOP ASKING.


[why the hell do i bother anymore?]
when do you plan on realizing reality?
Last edited by VIRUSDETECTED at Dec 11, 2008,
#4
Rubbish.

Needs more of:
"solving problems has never been so easy!"
and
"you're 20 years old now, act like it."
and
"when do you plan on realizing the truth?"
#6
That was ****. The recipe format was a nice idea, but for something this mundane, it's not really engaging enough. And we all know you laugh a lot when you get high, we didn't need 20 lines of "hahaha... no". The only lines were good were the ones with a real message. There were only about 3 of those unfortunately. Did you write this whilst stoned?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#7
No, I wrote this sober, however, re-reading it, I know it's really vague. I wrote it about somebody I know, and I guess you'd have to know the weekly routine of everyone who lives in my town to get the piece. However, the repetitions are symbolic for one year, if that helps anyone.
#9
Quote by BluePaintCult
Smoking weed with friends was never like that for me.


Me either, because as it turns out I'm allergic to it, haha. I'd take one little puff and pretty much be throwing up and dying for the four hours following it.

I never even get to feel a high while that happens either.

Oh, as the for the piece; I didn't care for it at all, it's just the routine of just about everybody from my town written down, nothing too exciting, however, I liked what you were trying to get across.
#12
Quote by VIRUSDETECTED
A piece of prose. Now, I'd appreciate feedback as opposed to, "'Da fux dis ****?"

that was my feedback! i can't understand it!
#13
Quote by danlally
that was my feedback! i can't understand it!


Than say, "I don't get what you're trying to get across."

Haha, no need to be a dick about things.
#14
Quote by VIRUSDETECTED
Than say, "I don't get what you're trying to get across."

Haha, no need to be a dick about things.

...no f**king way...