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#1
Has anyone ever said anything to a chick that just made her melt in your arms?
If so, what was it?
(btw i'm bored as hell)
#2
nice shoes, lets ****
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#3
Denny Crane.
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#6
I don't think I have ever heard anyone use "melt in your arms" in The Pit before.....let's keep it that way.
#7
I threw water on that wicked witch
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#8
A squirted super acidic semen on her...it wasn't so much melting her as it was chemically and psychologically scarring her.
#9
"Babe, you look might thirsty, here's some water"


She was a witch though, so I'm not sure it counts
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#10
I told someone she was beautiful, which she then proceeded to let out an adorable 'aww'.

Though, she wanted nothing to do with me, therefore, I guess I haven't...
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#11
*Chants spell to melt girls*

*Girl melts in arms*

*Evil cackle*

*Wierd asian guy crushing the card*
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#12
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Denny Crane.


winrar, I love you.

Edit: its just his mad cow
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#13
I told one girl her pussy was tighter then my little sisters, it was the heat of the moment and I quickly realised my poor choice in metaphor. The sad thing is she immediately told me she ****ed her brother and enjoyed it. Things between us kinda deteriorated after that to say the least.
#14
"Sup."

It works every time. Girls orgasm on the spot when I say that. But that's probably just because it's me saying it. Hell, a girl would melt into my arms if I told her to fuck off.
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daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#15
"See how long you can withstand the heat from this blowtorch."
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#16
me- are you single?
her-no
me-Do you wanna be?
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
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Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
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#17
PH33R MAI LAZOR BEEM BZBZBZ!!!
At that point, I melted her with my lazor.

That usually works, but if it doesn't, I just say, 'Well you rotten bitch'. Gets them every time.
#18
One time I said "Hey, check this out!" right before I hit some girl with a flamethrower.
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Play what you love, love what you play
#19
I told her how bad I beat up this one kid who touched me. And she was like. O_O WOOOOOWWW.

Does that count?
#20
Microwave them. The plastics just melt when you do that.
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#21
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Denny Crane.



**** yes!!! Denny Crane doesn't **** around. Or does he? Denny Crane cannot really remember.
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Denny Crane.

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touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#22
idk. try calling her beautiful or gorgeous or pretty. instead of hot or sexy. i mean sure being called that is nice. but being called beautiful is imo better.
#24
hey baby, where ya goin?
you know, the ol' line
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#25
Usually just being the suave, smooth guy I am work on new girls I've never met.
Then they get to know me and realize im just a goofy, sarcastic, music nerd =/
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#26
Once told a friend she doesn't need makeup to be pretty.

"That's real sweet" and gave me a hug. I really want sex her up so that's not exactly what I was hoping for
#27
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Microwave them. The plastics just melt when you do that.


#28
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Denny Crane.


funniest post EVER!!!

you are my new hero
#30
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Just out of curiosity, is there a rule 34 on melting girls? If not, why?

If not, rule 35 it
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#31
I prefer melting chocolate bunnies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrGnd3ljqA

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
this thread reminds me of melt man off of kablam, the old nickelodeon show.
"The Mad Scientist"


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for someone with a madness avatar (ok ill admit mdness interactive was cool for its time), youre seem to have the right idea.

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#36
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I told one girl her pussy was tighter then my little sisters, it was the heat of the moment and I quickly realised my poor choice in metaphor. The sad thing is she immediately told me she ****ed her brother and enjoyed it. Things between us kinda deteriorated after that to say the least.

Quoted as an "Epic Pit Moment"
#37
my ex-boyfriend in college got me once. even though I knew he said it because he thought I'd be mad at him if he forgot (he had said one night when he was drunk that he'd get me a rose at our college band banquet. ah college marching band love. lol), it still made me melt. when he noticed me looking at the flowers in the center of the table (even though I I knew I'd be disappointed if I expected him to, so I didn't, part of me was hoping he might've actually remember, so I couldn't help but look), he said "I didn't get you a rose, because I don't need a rose to tell you I love you." I still thought it was sweet.
#38
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Step2. place in oven

Step3. set oven to 350 degrees

Step4. cook for 30 minutes


Step 5. take out and enjoy OM NOM Om
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#40
and to think, I chose the pit over studying for my calc test.

But on topic, I sang and played a song for a girl. The reason this worked it because I said I did it with her in mind specifically when she was bummed out, and I cant sing, so the attempt kind added to the "aww" factor.

although I doubt that would work too many times in a case liek mine lol
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