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#2
no one can control the pit, not even hypothetically...

MODS=GODS
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#4
... Impossible. Even if it WERE possible... It wouldn't be possible. It isn't even HYPOTHETICALLY possible.
#5
I'd make it take me out to a nice candlelit steak dinner followed by the movie of my choice.
Quote by heavyairship
dying hurts

empty sig
#6
I would shine a flashlight in here and see everyone squirm and claw at their eyes.
[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']
There are people in this world who don't feel it necessary to vomit sunshine 24 hours a day. I'm one of them.

Current Gear
Yamaha EG 112
Esteban American Legacy
Jay Turser JTB-400M
Fender Frontman 212R
Effects
DigitTech RP50
#7
A random adjective generator that automatically substitutes the word "epic" whenever it is being posted.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#11
I would make everybody recite herman li jokes to be a mod


"WHAT WILL HERMAN RI DO IF YOU DON"T LIKE HIS NEW ALBUM???"

"I DON'T KNOW SIR!"

but seriously, I would **** on everyones head.
#12
Send them to the nearest JBro concert and have them obliterate everything


and have them acquire the equipment for me... I need a slant cab
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#13
i would ban every one, so they would all know how felt in the FOTB. very sad and depressed
Quote by AgentWiggles
Thanks, douche.


Quote by SlayingDragons
Dude...



Gear:
Ibanez SZ 520QM
Ibanez RG 450DXB
Fender Big Apple Stratocaster
Pod XT Live
Peavey XXX Half Stack
Peavey Bandit 112
and a soul of Rock n' Roll
#14
Quote by Z0S07657
If you were able to control the pit what would you do to it?
oh boy, you so funny, dude.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#18
Well, since i would be god if i controlled the pit, i would make anybody that has said i cum blood actually cum blood.
#20
I would change Union Jake's name to Union Jack Off.

lmao.

EDIT:
Quote by athlete1
super epic circle jerk fap fight


Beat me to it, kinda.
(HAHA, BEAT ME TO IT, OMG- shut up.)
Quote by Rengori
It's not like the mods ever get mad at you for going around fucking swear filter.
Last edited by Almost-Antix at Nov 29, 2008,
#22
Quote by A Bad Guitarist
... Impossible. Even if it WERE possible... It wouldn't be possible. It isn't even HYPOTHETICALLY possible.

pretty much this
#24
Any responses that resulted in "I cum blood lolololol" were be an instant permaban.
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#25
Make everyone vote for a certain little boy in order to win him a bunk bed.
They would have to take up arms against angry trolls from far reaches of the internet.
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#27
Quote by heavenbesideyou
Any responses that resulted in "I cum blood lolololol" were be an instant permaban.


I would have to say I agree with you

Coincidentally, so would most
UG'ers although it would
Mostly be everyone who is above 15

Because,
Let's face it
Of all UG'ers below 15 they
Often are very immature but permabans may be too
Drastic.
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#28
i would free assrammer123 from the sarang wrap seal he is being held captive in,and let him wreak sheer havoctry.
#29
Quote by AvengedFoghat
I would make everybody recite herman li jokes to be a mod


"WHAT WILL HERMAN RI DO IF YOU DON"T LIKE HIS NEW ALBUM???"

"I DON'T KNOW SIR!"

but seriously, I would **** on everyones head.


#30
I'd make a long screening process for posting threads.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#31
I like the JBro concert idea. Those boys would be no
Match for the pit.
Quote by thedefrockednun


DAMN YOU I SIGGED HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I demand, in the name of the rt, that you change your sig...


NOW!!!!!!!!!




Quote by rigiddigits
RT meet!! Of epic global proportions!!!*
*world may asplode due to unprecedented levels of awesome.
#34
Lay down the law!
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#37
Quote by AvengedFoghat
I would make everybody recite herman li jokes to be a mod


"WHAT WILL HERMAN RI DO IF YOU DON"T LIKE HIS NEW ALBUM???"

"I DON'T KNOW SIR!"

but seriously, I would **** on everyones head.


Dude you just made me horny, my girlfriend is into domination and calls me sir when asking for a sexual favor.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#38
I'd make all the users girls. over 600 girls at a time at my control.... Epic ass game of scrabble.
myspace.com/sidetrackedrock
myspace.com/scottkrausmusic

Quote by an epic mistake
Woah guys, this is actually the first post relevant to the thread in a LOOONG time. I applaud you Scotdizzle.


I found the damn sig thing!
#39
Quote by stratkat
Porn, bushels and bushels of porn
(because porn comes in bushels)

Not all of it. I grow mine in the ground. Like a bulb. It's dirtier.
myspace.com/sidetrackedrock
myspace.com/scottkrausmusic

Quote by an epic mistake
Woah guys, this is actually the first post relevant to the thread in a LOOONG time. I applaud you Scotdizzle.


I found the damn sig thing!
#40
i Would allow the use of the bannable fruit.


FOR EVA!!!


EDIT:

Quote by tayroar
Dude you just made me horny, my girlfriend is into domination and calls me sir when asking for a sexual favor.



wat.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
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