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#1
So I don't know if this belongs in the relationship OR sex thread. I'm posting this because he doesn't want people to know it was him. lulz.


Anyways, my friend recently met a cousin on his grandfathers side of the family. Now, this side of the family isn't blood related to him. This cousin happens to be a girl, and long story short he did a number of sexual things with said cousin.

Now I'm asking the pit, is this wrong or what? He has a girlfriend, but come on, hot cousin? Not blood related? Please leave funny responses for the sake of lulz.
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Quote by Mitchell?
You shagged your cousin?

Blech.

Awesome.
#4
Quote by Boxiii
So I don't know if this belongs in the relationship OR sex thread. I'm posting this because I don't want people to know it was me. lulz.


Anyways, I recently met a cousin on my grandfathers side of the family. Now, this side of the family isn't blood related to me. This cousin happens to be a girl, and long story short I did a number of sexual things with said cousin.

Now I'm asking the pit, is this wrong or what? I have a girlfriend, but come on, hot cousin? Not blood related? Please leave funny responses for the sake of lulz.

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#5
Quote by metaldud536
Yea..."Friend"


Dude, you shagged your cousin.

This
I'm sick of everyone saying "friend" just to cover their own ass.
I don't really have a problem with it though since she isn't blood related so...
does that make me a bad person??
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#6
Quote by metaldud536
Yea..."Friend"


Dude, you shagged your cousin.

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#8
Quote by heavenbesideyou
This
I'm sick of everyone saying "friend" just to cover their own ass.
I don't really have a problem with it though since she isn't blood related so...
does that make me a bad person??

Good, someone knows what I mean when I say "I ate at Friendly's".
#9
I knew it people were gonna say it was me. Seriously, it was a friend. But in all honesty, if i had a hot cousin that wasn't blood related i would totally tap that.
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Quote by Mitchell?
You shagged your cousin?

Blech.

Awesome.
#10
No blood relation = ok
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#11
Quote by Boxiii
I knew it people were gonna say it was me. Seriously, it was a me. But in all honesty, i have a hot cousin that is blood related, and i totally did tap that.

Dude, you confessed.
#12
You forgot to edit the last part. lulz
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Quote by Mitchell?
You shagged your cousin?

Blech.

Awesome.
#13
I knew it people were gonna say it was me. Seriously, it was a friend. But in all honesty, if i had a hot cousin that wasn't blood related i would totally tap that.


We know.


'cause you already did, and then made a thread about it in the Pit.


Silly.
#14
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Dude, you confessed.

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#16
Quote by Boxiii
You forgot to edit the last part. lulz

I did it.

Just like you and your cousin.
#17
how does your "friend" have a cousin thats not related by blood?

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#18
here's a little joke thats somewhat realated:


what do people do after they have sex with their cousins or sisters?
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#19
His grandfather is his moms step dad.
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You shagged your cousin?

Blech.

Awesome.
#20
Quote by metaldud536
Yea..."Friend"


Dude, you shagged your cousin.

hahaha sigged
#21
What things did your "friend" do?
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#22

^^TS's blood related cousin
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#23
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^^TS's blood related cousin

The big one is my package.
#24
Quote by StratoTele
The big one is my package.

So you like ordering strap-on dildos in bulk eh?
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#26
Quote by metaldud536
Yea..."Friend"


Dude, you shagged your cousin.


my "friend" did your sister and stole all your candy
no it wasnt me i told you it was my friend

please kido no one has friends when they're talkin about cousin doin
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#27
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
So you like ordering strap-on dildos in bulk eh?

No, they are cans of whoop-ass.
#28
Quote by StratoTele
No, they are cans of whoop-ass.

Ah I see sir, my mistake.

Those labels...
They should come in bigger font
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#29
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Ah I see sir, my mistake.

Those labels...
They should come in bigger font

I heard you have problems with small things.
#30
Quote by StratoTele
I heard you have problems with small things.

Why yes,


yes I do...

you see son, with age, comes great knowledge, but also, comes great change.

Often in areas you don't want to change
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#31
Yeah, it's okay to mess around with a non-blood relative. However, if you told me it was a sheep, or some other type of farm animal, I think we'd have another situation to laugh at.

This "cousin" wasn't a goat, was she? You can tell us and the secret will be totally safe.
#32
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Why yes,


yes I do...

you see son, with age, comes great knowledge, but also, comes great change.

Often in areas you don't want to change


"With great power comes great respnsibility"
-Uncle Ben
first theing i thought of after readin your coment thar
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#33
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Why yes,


yes I do...

you see son, with age, comes great knowledge, but also, comes great change.

Often in areas you don't want to change

You see son, with age comes the misuse of commas.
#34
Quote by StratoTele
You see son, with age comes the misuse of commas.

That also is an unfortunate side-effect
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#35
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That also is an unfortunate side-effect

As is lack of punctuation.
#36
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That also is an unfortunate side-effect

i hear yah there
damn changes....so...how bout them yankees
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


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Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#37
Quote by TunerAddict
What things did your "friend" do?


Who cares!?! Check out the babe in #22! Let's say she's your non-blood related cousin. Would you help her with her box problem?
#39
This is not a thread about punctuiautiation, this is serious guys!
<I like my beat down low

Quote by Mitchell?
You shagged your cousin?

Blech.

Awesome.
#40
Quote by Boxiii
This is not a thread about punctuiautiation, this is serious guys!

Maybe you shouldn't have banged your blood related cousin. Then this wouldn't be a problem.
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