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So ok this is a funny story my guitar teacher told me about his friend. His friend used to go into bookstores like Walden or Borders or Crown Books. He went directly to the back where the holy books were, bibles etc., and he put a sign that said FICTION in big bold letters above them. He did this every week for about 6 months. They caught him then, and let him go because they thought it was funny.


...Discuss and share similar experinces
#2
It's funny because it's true. Saying the Bible isn't fiction is like saying Santa Claus is real. Until you see it or prove it exists, it doesn't.

Faith isn't a reality.
#3
Funneh.
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...Well, okay, so maybe it was a little funny.

I just wish the attacks on religion would lighten a little.
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It's funny because it's true. Saying the Bible isn't fiction is like saying Santa Claus is real. Until you see it or prove it exists, it doesn't.

Faith isn't a reality.


do every one of your posts have to make you seem like more and more of a bitch?
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I foresee much bashing and arguing....
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Ladies and Gentlemen we have a Biblethumper!


edit - we have an emofag
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It's funny because it's true. Saying the Bible isn't fiction is like saying Santa Claus is real. Until you see it or prove it exists, it doesn't.

Faith isn't a reality.


Like wind and blackholes.

Oh yeah, I went to the mall today. I saw Santa, my sister even sat on his lap.

Santa=real; Bible =/= fiction

You just proved yourself wrong my buddy.
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aha thats funny. and very true
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Like wind and blackholes.

...wtf is wind anyway??
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Both are proven to exist.

The point being that he said if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Horrid logic.
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well then...the past 2000 years of mankind's existence has been dominated by fiction, so, it's pretty damn powerful fiction.

In that respect it doesn't matter whether it's real or not.

I think that was just an immature dick thing to do, not like it's original or anything either. Show some respect, even if you don't agree with religion.
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The point being that he said if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Horrid logic.



Funny how everyone is missing that I wrote "OR PROVE" right after seeing it. Horrid reading skills.
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The point being that he said if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Horrid logic.


Fred knows what's up.

Okay, we'll go by your logic.

Disprove the Bible then it doesn't exist.

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The point being that he said if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Horrid logic.

If you look earlier...

he said "until you see it OR prove it exists"
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#20
I'm not sure how many times I've heard about similar incidents/people wanting to do this. It's not very creative.
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Keep in mind that this happened about 9 years ago

i followed the first couple instructions in your sig, now how will we take care of the last one?

oh and TS, I find it funny and yet wrong. It's the Christian side of me and the humorous side of me pulling different ways, I forsee an epic battle!

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TS delete this if you wish to keep the mod's banhammer free of blood
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If you look earlier...

he said "until you see it OR prove it exists"



Christians and biblethumpers only read what they want to read and believe whichever fantasy is easiest to believe. Reasoning and proving things tend to scare them. Try mentioning evolution around a creationist.
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Christians and biblethumpers only read what they want to read and believe whichever fantasy is easiest to believe. Reasoning and proving things tend to scare them. Try mentioning evolution around a creationist.


Try mentioning creationism around an evolutionist.

Both sides of the spectrum are closed minded as shit.
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Christians and biblethumpers only read what they want to read and believe whichever fantasy is easiest to believe. Reasoning and proving things tend to scare them. Try mentioning evolution around a creationist.


turn that around. when the theory of creationism gets mentioned people like you, evolutionists, become mocking and condescending. it becomes a cycle.

edit: beated-ed to it
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Try mentioning creationism around an evolutionist.

Both sides of the spectrum are closed minded as shit.



Yeah I agree. Still wondering why you ignored the fact I said "prove" very obviously though in the first post. Makes me wonder where you stand.
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Christians and biblethumpers only read what they want to read and believe whichever fantasy is easiest to believe. Reasoning and proving things tend to scare them. Try mentioning evolution around a creationist.

What's wrong with evolution and Creationism at the same time? the theories don't conflict, People just distort them so It sounds like they do.


Creationism: God Created Earth

Evolution: Organisms Vary naturally and some of the modifications have a benefit, so they become the norm. (okay Natural selection was fused with that but you get my point)

I should probably go to the religion thread...

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turn that around. when the theory of creationism gets mentioned people like you, evolutionists, become mocking and condescending. it becomes a cycle.



I'm not a religious person, nor a evolutionist or a creationist. I just believe what is proven and logical. I don't make up little faerie tales or scenarios and repeat them so many times that I actually believe it afterwards.
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Yeah I agree. Still wondering why you ignored the fact I said "prove" very obviously though in the first post. Makes me wonder where you stand.


Should it matter where I stand? I believe in evolution, but will I disallow a God in my life? I'd say believe in something while you live. If I'm disappointed at the end of my life, not a problem, I'm dead.

I believe in God because nothing else has persuaded me to believe in anything else.
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#31
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Ladies and Gentlemen we have a Biblethumper!


edit - we have an emofag


you look more like an "emofag" than i do.
and i actually try.

whatever you closed minded prick.
go **** yourself.
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Should it matter where I stand? I believe in evolution, but will I disallow a God in my life? I'd say believe in something while you live. If I'm disappointed at the end of my life, not a problem, I'm dead.

I believe in God because nothing else has persuaded me to believe in anything else.



your post is genius.

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Should it matter where I stand? I believe in evolution, but will I disallow a God in my life? I'd say believe in something while you live. If I'm disappointed at the end of my life, not a problem, I'm dead.

I believe in God because nothing else has persuaded me to believe in anything else.


All I know is the Bible says fapping is wrong. So I don't believe in it. Fapping is holy to me and my religion.
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you look more like an "emofag" than i do.
and i actually try.

whatever you closed minded prick.
go **** yourself.



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#36
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All I know is the Bible says fapping is wrong. So I don't believe in it. Fapping is holy to me and my religion.


refer to my first post.
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you look more like an "emofag" than i do.
and i actually try.

whatever you closed minded prick.
go **** yourself.


it's unfortunate that you seem to be more closed-minded than this d00d here...
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#38
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All I know is the Bible says fapping is wrong. So I don't believe in it. Fapping is holy to me and my religion.


Try not looking at what the Bible says literally.
Read it, actually read it, reflect on the message of what it's trying to put through, and think "How can I take what I interpret this passage and put it into my life?"

I haven't done it, but I will one day, and I don't think I'll be disappointed.

Reading the Bible and saying "God took a rib out of a guy and made a girl?! Nonsense!" Don't look at it literally. You'll come to learn that it's not as stupid as you would think.
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refer to my first post.



I didn't know emokids rated others around them in levels of "bitchiness" as I'd assumed you guys were already at the maximum level in the first place..but thanks for your astute observation.
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