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im bored and i wanna see your responses

i personally think he would play satanic death metal, just to screw with everyones head

or maybe bob marley/jack johnson cos Jesus is a pothead
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Arabic folk.
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Technical Death Metal!!!

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cannibal corpse.
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cannibal corpse.


Cannibal corpse isn't a genre, try again lol.

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Christian Folk Rock? haha


He is going to sing songs about himself?

Plus Christianity didn't really exist then...
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good point, jesus has very large biceps and an awesome goatee.

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ahhaha love the arabic folk idea

and yeah i change mine to Christian Death Metal
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I can just imagine Jesus going into wal-mart and buying every Lamb of God album, thinking they're some kind of christian rock/gospel band
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I can just imagine Jesus going into wal-mart and buying every Lamb of God album, thinking they're some kind of christian rock/gospel band


That would make an awesome skit...

Darn...I need to get a Jesus costume and do that and put it on the internets...
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I can just imagine Jesus going into wal-mart and buying every Lamb of God album, thinking they're some kind of christian rock/gospel band


Aren't they?

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That would make an awesome skit...

Darn...I need to get a Jesus costume and do that and put it on the internets...


I always imagine Jesus on drums for all the great rock stars have died.

Jimi Hendrix: God Dammit Jesus, keep up or GTFO.
Jesus: WTF will you stop using my dad's name in vain?

And then Sid Vicious throws his bass down and buys some crack from Moses or something.
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I imagine Jesus as a roots-rocker, very Black Crowes kind of stuff. Lots of jamming, too.
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He is going to sing songs about himself?

Plus Christianity didn't really exist then...

It's the most logical one, what better way to get the word out then by singing it in song.

and you got a point there so um God Folk Rock?
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He would play rock, as in rock with Clapton and Mark Knopfler. Everybody would be like, "HOLY ****!! IT'S JESUS!!" And Jesus would be all like, "I ain't **** man." And bend a note, and everybody would ejaculate.
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Contrary to popular belief, Jesus was seen by many authorities at the time as a dangerous rebel. Thus why he was killed. Some of his followers were violent "zealots" (terrorists of Jesus's time), like Peter and his brothers.

Hurr durrr, Jesus plays punk. He would have been like a cross between Nietzsche and Sid Vicious. He drank heaps and got into heaps of fights, yet still preached in the synagogue.
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LOL there are some awesome christian death metal bands, and their lyrics aren't corny. Becoming the Archetype, The Famine, and With Blood Comes Cleansing are some of my favs.

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he would want death metal as his genre. he wants more people to visit him in heaven
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I thought Jesus sang for Nickelback...and wasn't God in the Grateful Dead?

But yeah if Jesus played music it'd definitely be prog rock, I just get this feeling....
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American country music. Jesus died for the cowboys.
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Jesus would shred way beyond his capabilities with the pick of destiny and kill Satan in a rock off.
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