#1
Hey all.

First new thread by me in a while!

Anyway, I recently got a real bad case of GAS. You know when you're just walking along, and suddenly, out of nowhere, you throw up a little bit?

Yeah, like that.

Fortunately, I had also come into some money due to my selling of some old stuff, so here's what I bought.

I know you say "pics or bollocks", so I went for the former (although anyone wanting the latter, pm me )

So, without further ado -



This is my new '62 Jazz bass. Pretty sweet huh? Plays really... er... nice.



My new Warwick Streamer Stage I. It also sounds... er... nice. And it plays nice too... I would guess.



My, hopefully not last, Wal. Fretless, Walnut top, beautiful. Notice I'm playing almost on top of the bridge for er... the tone >_> <_<. Also notice that this picture was taken a millisecond after the first, just as I'd switched basses in the middle of a song...

And finally.



Oh yes. I bought Wooten, mainly for the obscene number of hands he has. I mean, imagine what he can do! Ladies are queing up for miles around! . He was also damn cheap. I mean, seriously.

Oh well ladies and gentlemen, this is why GAS kills.

Good day.
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<Jon> i hate seeing what i said around lol


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#2
I don't get it

Gibson Buckethead Les Paul & Peter Frampton Les Paul
Dean Razorback Slime Bumblebee
Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier
EHX Memory Man/Hazarai
Digitch Whammy
Sovtek Straight 4x12
Herdim Picks
Laney Linebacker 50 Reverb
MXR Phase 90
#3
I dont understand...

Edit: Whats he being reported for? I don't think unintentional confusion is worth being banned over.
Last edited by Toker420 at Nov 30, 2008,
#4
Eh...

*reported???*

EDIT: I'll let it slide if you provide me with some info on the girl on the far right: name, age, measurements, social security, address, and favorite ice cream flavor.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#5
Even I could have shopped better in my state last night!!!

Gear:
Fender Standard Jazz Bass
Artec Matrix Pedal Tuner
BBE Optostomp
Boss GEB 7
EHX NYC Big Muff
Ashdown MAG C410T-300
Torque T100BX
GAS-ing for:
Boss SYB5
Behringer Intelligate IG9
#7
Dont really know what people are reporting the thread for... I wouldn't be suprised if the reporters got a warning for abusing the report thread button when they dont understand a joke...

Gear:
Fender Standard Jazz Bass
Artec Matrix Pedal Tuner
BBE Optostomp
Boss GEB 7
EHX NYC Big Muff
Ashdown MAG C410T-300
Torque T100BX
GAS-ing for:
Boss SYB5
Behringer Intelligate IG9
#8
Quote by Jonnomainman
Dont really know what people are reporting the thread for... I wouldn't be suprised if the reporters got a warning for abusing the report thread button when they dont understand a joke...


spam. read the rules.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#9
Whatever, its just a bit of fun.

Since when has fun been against the rules.

Party pooper

Gear:
Fender Standard Jazz Bass
Artec Matrix Pedal Tuner
BBE Optostomp
Boss GEB 7
EHX NYC Big Muff
Ashdown MAG C410T-300
Torque T100BX
GAS-ing for:
Boss SYB5
Behringer Intelligate IG9
#11
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I deem this thread no foul. It'sa bit of fun... try photoshopping ypurselves with new instruments etc, it's a laugh


I know... i didn't actually report it in the end though i was tempted to since it had no particular purpose lol. However, now that it's turned into a photoshoping thread, bring on the pics!
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#12


Even I could have done better than that.
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Damn you and your ninja-like modding
#13
me playing my new tony franklin fretless p bass

amidoinitrite?
Quote by guitarhero_764
I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

Ibanez ATK300 ◈ Sansamp VT Bass ◈ EHX Nano Small Stone ◈ Hartke LH500 ◈ Ashdown/Celestion 115
Last edited by ScottB. at Nov 30, 2008,
#16
God I wish I owned photoshop....lol.

Chris--good laugh for a Sunday. And despite what you said in chat last night, you got more than 3 responses, son.
#21
Oh chris, i found another picture of you courtesy of Facebook.

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Gear:
Fender Standard Jazz Bass
Artec Matrix Pedal Tuner
BBE Optostomp
Boss GEB 7
EHX NYC Big Muff
Ashdown MAG C410T-300
Torque T100BX
GAS-ing for:
Boss SYB5
Behringer Intelligate IG9