#1
I'm pissed off at my mom 'cause she doesn't believe that a Fender Strat is better than a friggin' Squier Strat !

I need help Pit !

HELP !

Please
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#4
She's paying, she's the boss. Deal with it, or get a job.
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#6
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Rape her with each, then ask her the difference.




Explain how the pick ups are different and how the neck and body are made more expertly and whatnot..
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#10
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Yeah. I can't think of any other ideas than punching her in the face?
#12
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Fender Strat gets 60fps + on Crysis with AA turned on and the resolution at 1400x900

But doesn't the Squier have a longer battery life?
#13
either explain, get an unbiased source to explain it, or play the two through the same amp (fyi make sure its a REALLY BAD squier and a REALLY GOOD fender so even a dead baby could tell the difference)
#14
Well usually the difference in price is a hint
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either explain, get an unbiased source to explain it, or play the two through the same amp (fyi make sure its a REALLY BAD squier and a REALLY GOOD fender so even a dead baby could tell the difference)



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#18
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But doesn't the Squier have a longer battery life?

Yeah but you see, the Fender has a rechargeable battery.
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#20
Is she paying for it? If she is, tough ****, it's her money. Although, show her this thread, and how everyone knows it's a fact that the copy is never as good as the original. In fact, post a poll.
#21
I'm with the dude that said if you don't know the differences you should probably not buy the Fender.

Actually don't buy the Fender anyway, get a Gibson/Epiphone.
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#22
smack her in the nose with a newspaper and say "no, no, no!!!"


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#23
I already have a ****ty Squire.
But I've been playing for 2 years and I want something better.
I DO know the differences but she doesn't believe me.

I'm already saving up money so that's not the problem.
It just bores me that she doesn't believe me.
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#24
Oh, and I'm using Fender as a comparison 'cause it looks like mine.
And as my mom is completely obselete about this subject (though she doesn't admit it) it's the best way to explain her the differences.
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#25
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WHO INVITED YOU INTO THIS CONVERSATION?




I'm sorry.


I invited myself. Take that, bitch.
Yours sincerely,

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#26
Probably cos they look identical, mum's only pay attention to the colours.

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#27
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Probably cos they look identical, mum's only pay attention to the colours.


Lol, I was at Guitar Center once, trying out a bunch of Strats, and my mom sees the Zakk Wylde Signature on the wall and she's like "ooohhh thats a pretty one!"

#28
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Lol, I was at Guitar Center once, trying out a bunch of Strats, and my mom sees the Zakk Wylde Signature on the wall and she's like "ooohhh thats a pretty one!"



Same!
I was bumbling along in PMT (laugh at the name!) and I picked up an Ivory RR5 and she said ooo it suits you!

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#29
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/fail.

Get the Fender. Show her and unbiased source, and if she doesn't go for it, tough ****.
#31
Get something better than a Fender.
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