#1
A burglar broke into a house one night.
> > He shined his flashlight around, looking for
> > valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place
> > in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from
> > the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'
> > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
> > flashlight off, and froze.
> > When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
> > head and continued.
> > Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
> > disconnect the wires, clear as a bellhe heard, 'Jesus
> > is watching you.'
> > Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
> > looking for the source of the voice.
> > Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
> > beam came to rest on a parrot.
> > Did you say that?' He hissed at the parrot.
> > 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just
> > trying to warn you.'
> > The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world
> > are you?'
> > 'Moses,' replied the bird.
> > 'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people
> > would name a bird Moses?'
> > 'The kind of people that would name a Doberman Jesus.'
> >
#3
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#4
yeah, ive herd that
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#5
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#6
ha. i get it.
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#12
lol that's a good one
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#13
Haha, but it wouldve been funnier if it said...

"The kind of people that name a grizzly bear jesus."

...or something of epic proportions.
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#19
It was funny, just not funny enough for me to produce any audible noise.

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