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#1
Dyers, Snyper, and whoever still moderates here, this thread kinda licks the red zone of athourized topics, so do what you must if you must do what you must do.

Lately (6 months or so), the metal forum has been, for lack of a better word, an e-shame almost as big as /b/.
This thread is for METAL TALK ONLY!!! NO LIFE CONVOS!! WE DON'T CARE, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!!! This is to at least try and prevent such a wide topic from deteriorating into a chat thread.

Seeing as I have no real friends, and all my imaginery friends have moved on to jazz and electronica, I have no one else to talk about metal. Usually, I would just waltz in here and blabber away, but it seems that the forum is so overrun by idiots these days, that I just can't be arsed to even wish a miserable and humiliating death upon you and your families.

So this thread is for the few, the proud, the best of the best, the ones who miss the old forum, the sign-up-date-elitists, and whoever actually wants to talk about a genre which seemingly forgot why the hell it was formed.

If you have something smart to say, go ahead.
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING OBVIOUS ("Brain Drill are heavier than Maiden"), REDUNDANT ("Band X sold out!!"), STUPID ("Band X is metal because so and so"), UNFUNNY (7y9!ng L!k3 D!S, core jokes, Trivium jokes, etc.) OR ANYTHING OF THE LIKE, PLEASE THINK 5 TIMES IF YOU SHOULD REALLY POST IT!!!

Go.
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#2
true, I hate the a) repeated/obvious threads that n00bs keep posting, and b) the hXc br00talz Chugg Chugg sw33pz sw33pz *spinkick* shit is really starting to piss me off.
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#3
New Cynic is awesome.
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hey, considering what sort of music Cynic produces, it was SO related!
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New Cynic is awesome.

I'm even more psyched for the new Atheist after hearing this.
I figure the new album will be an even further progression from Unquestionable Presence (Elements doesn't really count) because of the actual effort being put in.
#7
so a more controlled chat thread?

and poopsmith, I agree, the 'hXc Br00thuhhllzzz chuggy chuggy sweepy sweepy swoopy swappy *spinkick*ninja*spinkick* *look at me, I'm funny' posts are so annoying
#8
^This is NOT a chat thread. Not everything goes here. Topics which get closed on the forum should be avoided here as well. Metal talk only.
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New Cynic is awesome.

I find it hard to imagine how it could be both a progression and deviation from Focus. Regardless, I am looking forward to hearing it.
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I'm even more psyched for the new Atheist after hearing this.
I figure the new album will be an even further progression from Unquestionable Presence (Elements doesn't really count) because of the actual effort being put in.

Indeed I'm sure it'll be awesome. Are pestilence coming out with a new album? I was looking at metal archives today and it said they were active and that they reformed this year.
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#10
yeah, I meant 'general metal talk' thread, obviously if you wanna talk about something appart from metal posts should be made outside the metal forum

I'm listening to the new Cynic stuff on their myspace now, it's alright, the voice reminds me too much of Pendulum though >.<
#11
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Indeed I'm sure it'll be awesome. Are pestilence coming out with a new album? I was looking at metal archives today and it said they were active and that they reformed this year.

Just looked it up, apparently Resurrection Macabre will be released next year. That'd be a hell of a tour, Cynic+Atheist+Pestilence...

Dead-fish: I don't see many similarities between Focus and Traced in Air; I don't like to call Cynic a death metal band, but pretty much all of the death metal influence from Focus is gone on TiA. Its still a great album, but focuses (lol) more on catchyness and I suppose jazzyness, although I'm not quite sure where to look for the jazz influence.
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#14
Hmm, well I won't sticky it yet, but I guess it's worth a try.

Have at it. I'll moderate it with a fist of Mercury-covered tin.

Plus, I guess the thread title might not make it such a magnet for moronnery too.
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#16
Bass also
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Plus, I guess the thread title might not make it such a magnet for moronnery too.


Definitely. I thought it was a band, like Alchemist
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#20
So who are the shithead regulars on this forum nowadays?

Seriously, I just started coming here recently out of fucking boredom and because Steve's still a huge manslut.
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#21
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So who are the shithead regulars on this forum nowadays?

Seriously, I just started coming here recently out of fucking boredom and because Steve's still a huge manslut.


Probably me.
#23
I'd call myself a regular, but usually (emphasis on usually) I keep **** on topic.
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#24
I'm probably the biggest shithead regular.
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#25
Wow, in under ten posts it's off-topic already.

Not to sound like a dick, but IT'S NOT MUCH OF AN INCENTIVE FOR DYER'S TO KEEP IT OPEN REALLY IS IT
#26
I thought this was basically supposed to be like a less random/stupid version of the Metal Chat Thread.
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#27
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I thought this was basically supposed to be like a less random/stupid version of the Metal Chat Thread.

It's to discuss metal or something. Which is what we do in every other thread.
#28
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I thought this was basically supposed to be like a less random/stupid version of the Metal Chat Thread.

Nah, more like a "Chat About Metal" thread
#30
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It's to discuss metal or something. Which is what we do in every other thread.

I see... I don't really get the point then.
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#32
Really? Sweet.... 666 bestial coguemelo nuclear holocaust necro 666!

EDIT: No, I just checked, he doesn't get back for 12 days.
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#34
I can live with off-topic chat.

I just don't like off-topic chat that has no real Substance. Har har look what I just did.

I don't mind diverting from topic a bit, but if it descends into retardom then the e-gavel will be e-slammed.
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#35
Fine, I'll try to behave, I really want a chat thread.

EDIT: That'll be pretty cool if Atheist and Pestilence release new albums as well, 3 great Progressive Death Metal bands releasing stuff.
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#36
What the?

So we can have a chatty thread if we don't spam? I can live with that..

How do you guys feel about synth in metal.. I reckon it sounds like f'ckin techno..

No but really, I think synth can get cheesy very easily

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I'll be looking forward to a new Pestilence record
#37
Dimmu Borgir uses synth, so they're untroo.

They use triggers too ugh they'll never be as troo as Necro Ist Kreig
#38
Depends on what kind of synth and on how it's used.

EDIT: 'Who da fock listens to Therion!?'
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#40
I love when he accidentally cuts himself with the sword he's swinging around during that scene.
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