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So I went to get my haircut today because I felt it was getting a bit long and wanted to trim it before I have to go back to school tomorrow. Usually I go to the barber shop closer to where I live but since I had to do some shopping on the other side of town I decided to go to the barber shop near there.

So I go in and this Asian lady takes me to the back and asks me how I want it cut. Since my hair isn't really that long, just kind of shaggy, I tell her I just want 1/4 of an inch trimmed off, 1/2 inch at the most. So she starts cutting and everything looks fine until she keeps cutting, and cutting... I can't really tell how short it is since my hair isn't combed down all the way while she's cutting, but I can tell she's cutting off more than I want. I can see she's about to cut off another big chunk so I just kind of tell her, "Not too short." She says something but I can't really tell what.

So she finishes up and kind of gives my hair a half-ass blow dry and tells me it's done. I look in the mirror and don't really like it but figure I can fix it at home. So I pay, give her a small tip and get in my car.

As soon as I look in my mirror in the car I freak out. It looks like she took about 2 inches off, not 1/4 of an inch and it's not even. I'm absolutely pissed so I get out of my car and go back into the barber shop. I tell the person at the front desk that I'm really not happy with my haircut and want my money back. So she goes in the back and get the lady who cut my hair. I tell her that I told her to only cut off 1/4 of an inch and she cut off 2 inches. She says, "No, no! I only cut off like 1 inch!" And I tell her, "Lady, 1 inch is NOT 1/4 of an inch!" She starts saying some BS about how my haircut is fine and I shouldn't worry. I tell her I want my money back and she says I have to come back on Tuesday to talk to the manager. My hair still looks horrible and I don't know how I'm going to get through school tomorrow. Any suggestions?
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#8
Pics or it didn't happen, I couldn't resist
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#9
You paid before deciding if you were happy with your hair? Thats like going out to eat, getting your meat raw, and paying anyways. You deserve to be shanked for that.
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#12
Same thing happend to me in 6th grade. I had long hair then i got it cut and then she made me look like a girl soo bad. i was sooo pissed i almost just shaved it all off.
#13
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I thought the same thing... what have I become?
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#14
Quit being a pussy and deal with it? Put a hat on or something if you're that insecure.
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#15
couldn't you see how much she was cutting by the mirror? You should have stopped her before it was too late....
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#16
if its really bad, cutting the rest would be the best idea
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#17
This is why I go to beauty parlors. Nobody tehre ever ****s up, and all the girls compliment my hair
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i would've threatened the asian woman with deportation haha

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#21
shave
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#22
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I thought the same thing... what have I become?

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#24
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couldn't you see how much she was cutting by the mirror? You should have stopped her before it was too late....


I couldn't really tell and by the time I could it was too late. I mean it looks bad. Like the top is still kind of long and my bangs aren't really all that short, but the sides are like really short and the left side is shorter then the right side. Also she cut like spaces around my ears so they stick out.
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#27
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Also she cut like spaces around my ears so they stick out.



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#28
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#29
That always happens. Never ask for 1/4" and expect a 1/4". A barbershop, for one, would not make that mistake, nor would they hire an Asian lady that speaks unintelligibly.

**** happens, man, this **** especially.
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#30
I'll lend you my hair for the day. You have to pay the shipping though.
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#31
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I'll lend you my hair for the day. You have to pay the shipping though.


Deal.
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#32
a hat
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#34
Back and pleased to see paragraphs, a lot more readable

Go see the manager and see what happens, whoever did your hair was obviously a fool. And meh, your hair probably looks a lot worse to you than it does to others around you.
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So I went to get my haircut today because I felt it was getting a bit long and wanted to trim it before I have to go back to school tomorrow. Usually I go to the barber shop closer to where I live but since I had to do some shopping on the other side of town I decided to go to the barber shop near there.
dumb move.
when you find someone who cuts your hair the way you like, s you always go back to them.
ALWAYS.

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My hair still looks horrible and I don't know how I'm going to get through school tomorrow. Any suggestions?
The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? Two weeks.

meanwhile, wear a hat. i suggest this one:

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#37
I mean it obviously looks better when I wear a hat but my school is pretty strict about no hats allowed.
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#38
Honestly, if you post some pics, we might be able to give you some suggestions.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#40
Shave your head, pussy.
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