#1
Well nothing came up on the searchbar, so
I wanna hear you guys' favourite RVB Quotes
I'll start:

O'Mally: Hmmm, It's Quiet, Too quiet
*Sniper shots just miss his head*
*ducks*
O'Mally: I prefered it when it was quiet


GO!
#2
I never really found Red Vs. Blue funny.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#3
"Looks kind of like a puma" or

"I like me."

I can't be bothered with looking up exact quotes and context.
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#4
lol....used to sound exactly like caboose for awhile :P that was awesome

toooooo many to remember......so the classic

"I EAT BABIIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSS"
#5
I dont like Red V Blue

I enjoy the original halo online.

Heres one I found while playing

*GM103 kills EliteKiller in a most amazing fashion*

EliteKiller: WTF? How did u do that?
GM103: Cos im a great player

*GM103 killed by sniper shot*

GM103: dammit I spoke too soon
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#6
you killed church you teamkilling ****tard
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



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#7
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I never really found Red Vs. Blue funny.

Same.
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#8
*dripping sound is heard*

"BATS"

"Bats arent liquid they cant drip"

Idk why but I lol'd hard the first time I heard that
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#9
The Chick: Okay, you guys get behind me, and stay tight.
That One Guy: Bowchickabowwow.
The Chick: Okay, you can get in front.
That One Guy: It was worth it.
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#10
"Guys, i think Blarg means yes"

*Blarg*

"See?! Blarg does mean yes!"

"Unless Blarg means no, in which case no, blarg does not mean yes."

"Alien, does blarg mean yes?"

*Blarg*

"See, what the f*ck do you know"


Its something like that i think, i cant remember it its been a super long time since ive seen it.
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#11
"Caboose, can you drive?"
"Yes, but not automatic, only stick."
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one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#13
-Soldier - you go out there now, and fight!
-No, Chief, i can't do this, they're gonna kill me!
-How old are you?
-17
<-Well, when i was your age, i kicked ass!! Why don't you kick ass?>
*pushes the soldier away from the warthog*
-What the Hell?
*soldier gets shot*
-Oh god damm it
*nade explodes, Chief dies*

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#14
i like where the plasma grenade gets stuck to the guys face and they are talking about it and like 5 minutes later it explodes. i havent seen it in a while so i couldnt quote it but i remember that part. and shiela. and the making up of mythical creatures like puma and that with the warthog. good stuff.
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#15
Quote by u.s.m.c.to-be
i like where the plasma grenade gets stuck to the guys face and they are talking about it and like 5 minutes later it explodes. i havent seen it in a while so i couldnt quote it but i remember that part. and shiela. and the making up of mythical creatures like puma and that with the warthog. good stuff.


Pumas are real. That's the whole joke.
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one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#16
"time? Line? time doesn't come it lines...it comes in circles, that is why clocks are round"

"You do know that's simmons right"
"Oh yeah"

"simmons i'm have such a good time going in and out of your hole"

"son of a bitch"

"I'm sorry i can't let you in"
"oh fine then i'm sure i can't go through the massive hole in your wall"
"fine i'll open the ****ing gate"

"Caboose see the purple one she's on our side you should help her"
*gunshots*
"i tried to help her and she got in the way of my bullets"
#18
On top of the base in Coagulation.

Caboose: So, the teleporter doesn't hurt right?
Church: Oh no, not at all!
*Caboose goes in teleporter*
Donut: So does it hurt?
Church: Oh hell yes it does.
Caboose: ...you lied to me.
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#19
"A newborn is really susceptible to infection, and disease. And cuddling. I only wanna expose it to as few people as possible." -Doc

"Doc, don't worry, I'm not gonna give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll." -Church

---------

"Your a ghost?" -Wash

"Yeah, BOO mother****er!" -Church
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#21
Just a few of my faves

Church: "I will ****ing stab you computer phone lady"
Caboose: "My name is michale J Caboose, and I HATE BABIES
Sarge: "Oh wow ! Grif doesn't know what he's talking about? Stop the ****in' press"
Grif : "Semper Fi Bitch !"
Donut:" Who wants to hold my ankles while I streach out my hammies? "
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#22
Quote by loubot123
Just a few of my faves

Church: "I will ****ing stab you computer phone lady"
Caboose: "My name is michale J Caboose, and I HATE BABIES
Sarge: "Oh wow ! Grif doesn't know what he's talking about? Stop the ****in' press"
Grif : "Semper Fi Bitch !"
Donut:" Who wants to hold my ankles while I streach out my hammies? "


lol

Church: "There is no eleven you f*****g w***e!!!!"
#24
Caboose: Why are there 6 pedals if there are only four directions?
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#25
I think Apples is the name of his cat!
What? Is apples stuck in a tree?
I will call the fire department
Quick, simmons, get a ladder.
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#26
Caboose: Are you cold? Do you need a blanket? Would you like a hotdog in a blanket?
Some Other Guy: I'm not cold, I don't need a blanket, and if you put mustard in my sheets again, I'll kick your ass.
GHOST BLOWJOB!
WHOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#28
Quote by Spay
Caboose: Why are there 6 pedals if there are only four directions?



Quote by Underjoggle
Caboose: Are you cold? Do you need a blanket? Would you like a hotdog in a blanket?
Some Other Guy: I'm not cold, I don't need a blanket, and if you put mustard in my sheets again, I'll kick your ass.



Both of those, and something along the lines of:


Some guy - "Were never gonna get anywhere with this alien without an english/Blarg dictionary"

Caboose - "I had one of those, but I threw it out. . . *whispers* There wasnt many pictures"
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that wasnt scary daryldom, it turned me on


Proud Canadian Eh?
#29
Caboose - Hey chika boom boom
Tucker - damn it Caboose, what did I tell you about that.
Caboose - Sorry
(or something around that)
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#30
Guy from red team:"Sorry, we don't have anymore aliens for you to ****"
Guy from blue team: "That's alright, we'll **** this one -points to new female recruit that is a sister of a red team member-"
Girl recruit: "Woohoo!"
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#31
Quote by Wulphy
On top of the base in Coagulation.

Caboose: So, the teleporter doesn't hurt right?
Church: Oh no, not at all!
*Caboose goes in teleporter*
Donut: So does it hurt?
Church: Oh hell yes it does.
Caboose: ...you lied to me.


It was in Blood Gulch, that scene was created in the original Halo.
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#32
Wash: Caboose, toss that grenade!
Caboose: *throws grenade at the wall in front of them*
Wash: That was the worst throw...ever... of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
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#34
Quote by charvel_man
"Why did you give CPR to a bullet wound?!"


"That guy on the blue team that got shot in the foot, all I did was rub his neck with aloe vera"
#35
I've never watched Red vs Blue, but I know there was a douchebag that used to catch my bus who would repeat some "there they are standing still like they were 5 minutes ago, like they were 5 hours ago, like they were 5 days ago etc just shoot them" quote at least twice a day, without fail. I seriously think that each time he said it he was surprised when no-one laughed, he really thought he was going to be funny, despite the number of times he'd said the same thing in the past to the same people and had no such reaction.
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#36
Quote by monkeysintheday
Caboose - Hey chika boom boom
Tucker - damn it Caboose, what did I tell you about that.
Caboose - Sorry
(or something around that)


It's Bow chika bow wow!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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You, my friend, win in epic proportions




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Man... now I gotta clean my laptop screen.




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^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.


#37
Red and Blue Simmons. SUCK IT RED! I MEAN BLUE! I MEAN RED!
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