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#3
Oh. Dear.
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#10
Well.... Sexual fantasies are forbidden

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

So, I guess that would go for masturbation as well....
sup?
#11
I dunno, I dont really care either way. Fap away!
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#12


No.. wait..



..seriously?..



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#13
Its a sin to masturbate and leave your load on the floor but if you clean it up god dont care,
#14
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm Christian and I fap a bit....


Chick fapping.....

You need a dick to do that!


Unless...it's....REVERSE fapping?!

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#16
If it's a sin, I don't want to be right.

Yes it's a sin, but so is wearing shirts that are not 100% cotton.
#17
you're allowed to masturbate, but you can't think about anything sexual while you do it... good luck
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#20
I think masturbation is considered a sin because its a "waste of life", as you're not utilising your God given seed of life in the manner it was intended. For the record I'm not religious.
#21
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm Christian and I fap a bit....


Chicks don't fap, they shlick.

//Stolen joke
#22
As memory serves me, the Bible says nothing about masturbation at all so Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters are fair game.
I think it comes under the category of "Sins the Catholic Church made up to ruin everybody's fun".
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#23
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm Christian and I fap a bit....


Fassa... I thought you were a girl? btw, is that u in you avatar?
#24
Wasn't there a Moral Oral episode about this?
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#25
If I'm going to Hell, I already have quite a large laundry list of requirements I've met for entry. Masturbating would really just be icing on the cake (and my chest and stomach).
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#27
Quote by The Leader
If I'm going to Hell, I already have quite a large laundry list of requirements I've met for entry. Masturbating would really just be icing on the cake (and my chest and stomach).



and my face.


watch where you're aiming there champ
Nice beaver.


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#28
Quote by ldl67
Well.... Sexual fantasies are forbidden

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

So, I guess that would go for masturbation as well....


oh ****, well there goes both my eyes, my hands, and penis.
#29
Quote by IDread
As memory serves me, the Bible says nothing about masturbation at all so Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters are fair game.
I think it comes under the category of "Sins the Catholic Church made up to ruin everybody's fun".

It does. It says don't waste your sperm, which is the same thing. You don't know what you're talking about. TS, that angels thing is bull ****.
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#30
Quote by DannyRL
I'm not Christian or anything, but I heard for them, masturbating is a sin, because your destroying like millions of "angels" every time you do it xD.

Did you just watch Moral Oral on [as]?
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
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#32
Quote by pureebil333
Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten..


That's a lot of kittens.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#35
Quote by metalscott76
If God didnt like it, than he wouldnt have made people able to do it.


That's flawed logic if I ever saw it
#36
Bible says "It is better for your seed to fall in the womb of a ***** than on the ground."
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#37
Quote by metalscott76
If God didnt like it, than he wouldnt have made people able to do it.

According to your logic, then God also likes murder.
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#39
Quote by metalscott76
If God didnt like it, than he wouldnt have made people able to do it.


that does not make since pal. I can kill but God wouldn't approve of that either.
#40
Quote by pr0pedestrian
you're allowed to masturbate, but you can't think about anything sexual while you do it... good luck



Real life example.

*Is fapping*

"Hm.. What about that Corn Bread."

*Splooges*


No sin involved!
Poop.


Yes, poop.
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