#1
I've been screwed by genetics and can no longer have real ice cream. The only kind I can have is lactose free, and they only make it in vanilla. Any ideas for adding some zazz to it besides the obvious toppings like chocolate syrup.
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Vanilla is a god among itself, I don't understand why people must defile its greatness with superfluous toppings....


....try a cherry.
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Up to 90% of Caucasians become lactose-intolerent, compared to 10% for everyone else (apparently). So i wouldn't worry.

Many places sell lactose-intolerent ice cream.
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#5
chocolate. iz good
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Up to 90% of Caucasians become lactose-intolerent, compared to 10% for everyone else (apparently). So i wouldn't worry.

Many places sell lactose-intolerent ice cream.


No, first I was lactose Intolerant. Now I have UCS. And the only lactose free I can find is vanilla (which isnt bad, but gets old after a while).
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#8
mix strawberries in!!!!! come on, it could be good...
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#10
Root Beer Floats. Actually, any soda will work, root beer is just the more classical way to go.
#11
Vanilla ice cream is the best.
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#12
Any normal topping on any sort of sundae ever will work on ****ty non dairy ice cream justas well as real kick ass ice cream
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#13
Put some nuts (lol) on it and maybe some chocolate sauce (lol oh god)
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#14
You actually have what would be considered the correct genetics for a mammal. Most of the human race is all abnormal for being able to produce the protein lactase past a certain age, and therefore being able to eat dairy products their whole lives.
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Up to 90% of Caucasians become lactose-intolerent, compared to 10% for everyone else (apparently). So i wouldn't worry.

Many places sell lactose-intolerent ice cream.


http://www.foodreactions.org/intolerance/lactose/prevalence.html

Not quite 90% of caucasians. It ranges wildly across caucasian groups.
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http://www.foodreactions.org/intolerance/lactose/prevalence.html

Not quite 90% of caucasians. It ranges wildly across caucasian groups.


Fair 'nuff.

My source is one of the gastric doctors i did work experience with, so nothing written.
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I don't know why but I just cannot stand ice cream.

I think I might of had a bad experience with it when I was a wee lad.
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#19
Spoon some peanut butter onto it and then poor chocolate syrup onto it.
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#21
Spoon some peanut butter onto it and then poor chocolate syrup onto it.


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#22
vanilla ice cream+malt powder+chocolate syrup= ;D
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