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I went to Guitar Center today and I didn't know how to Pronounce the dude's name and i told the guy I needed pickups like his guitars and I pronounced his name as Ya-ugh-ingwhy J Mom steen and the guy literally facepalmed and said okay.
#5
I think it's pretty easy to say Malmsteen...

Momsteen...wtf
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#7
Teeheehee
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#8
so how do you say his first name and please don't tell me the j stands for like jounisette or some fancy frenchy ****
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so how do you say his first name and please don't tell me the j stands for like jounisette or some fancy frenchy ****



Yngvie Jehovah Malmsteen
#10
Un-gwe Malm-Steen.

Or

Phattius McPattius
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#11
"ING-Vay"


You should have just told the clerk you need some pickups so you can unleash the fookin' fury.
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#12
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so how do you say his first name and please don't tell me the j stands for like jounisette or some fancy frenchy ****

"Ing-vay" Johan Malmsteen, I believe.
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Un-gwe Malm-Steen.

Or

Phattius McPattius

Bitch.


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"ING-Vay"


You should have just told the clerk you need some pickups so you can unleash the fookin' fury.


#16
Its even more embarrasin to know that even a guitar center employee facepalmed to youre noobishness
#17
I've always pronounced it like "Eeng-whee". Correct? Yes/no?
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#19
so many mispronounciations ive heard..BC Rick, EEebanez, EE NN GEEE ELLL

A guy i knew went to the store and said 'jimmy hendrix was so talented playing his guitars with the strings upside down'.
#22
This is far from epic.
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#24
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how long did it take to makez that/?!

2 minutes
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#25
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i bet ing vay j momsteen is reading this right now


I'm going to name my kid that.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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how long did it take to makez that/?!

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#30
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#32
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you think i could call in at gc and make a complaint?!

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#33
I had a friend who pronounced "Ibanez" "Ibanay" (as if the "nez" was pronounced like "nez" in French). Although he approached the pronounciation cautiously, so I didn't give him too much hell.
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I had a friend who pronounced "Ibanez" "Ibanay" (as if the "nez" was pronounced like "nez" in French). Although he approached the pronounciation cautiously, so I didn't give him too much hell.



its EeBANeth but only if you are speaking spanish, i hate people who try and use random words in english in a foreign way to look more intelligent.
#36
how is this epic?
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#38
It is "Yngwimafuckinggodandyoushouldworshipmeay Malm-steen" if I'm not mistaken.
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#39
Quote by amd123
I went to Guitar Center today and I didn't know how to Pronounce the dude's name and i told the guy I needed pickups like his guitars and I pronounced his name as Ya-ugh-ingwhy J Mom steen and the guy literally facepalmed and said okay.

you failed. now gtfo
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#40
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Un-gwe Malm-Steen.

Or

Phattius McPattius


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I was laughing for about 5 straight minutes.
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