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#2
Search bar isn't a joke. It's serious business.
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#3
*reported*

...I didn't really though.
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#4
Feels good man.

I actually like a good "Calm down, Russel."
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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#8
How dare you call the Searchbar a joke.......


Btw.........


Search Bar motherfucker. You use it?

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searchbar jokes are dumb

LOLZ GUYZ TEH SEARCHBARZORS



#9
The illusion of sincerity.
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#10
Searchbar jokes are awful, no matter how true they may be.
I can't stand "rape" "fap" "i cum blood" or "aids" AT ALL.

Overused, immature, and seriously bad taste.
#11
gonna get raped is a good one, but if you go to the laugh u lose v.4 thread, you see a lotta "Yo dawg i herd u like... " jokes
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#13
searchbar is a joke.
heres the scenario:
youve obviously been sparked by some sort of interest by the title of the post so you go to investigate but then are like wow ive seen this already. and instead of being considerate you be a douche and say i could answer your question but instead ill say go spend five minutes looking through retarded forums until youve found your answer...


you really cant value your time on the internet that much
#14
Quote by metaldud536
That's a good one and I like it.


Thats fine. Because everytime I enter a thread you make a pokemon joke.

I'm not complaining. They're usually funny as hell though.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#15
All of them. /thread
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#16
Quote by x_thurston_x
Searchbar jokes are awful, no matter how true they may be.
I can't stand "rape" "fap" "i cum blood" or "aids" AT ALL.

Overused, immature, and seriously bad taste.



This is the pit man. gtfo.
Sail upon the open skies
#18
Quote by angusfan16
This is the pit man. gtfo.


im not saying i dont like the pit jokes, theyre hilarious. but like sometimes they get old.
#19
Quote by aaronob
searchbar jokes are dumb

LOLZ GUYZ TEH SEARCHBARZORS

Shut up. SHUT UP. It's not a joke!
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#22
Quote by seankellyultgtr
im not saying i dont like the pit jokes, theyre hilarious. but like sometimes they get old.



Yeah i was actually using "gtfo" as one of the pit jokes. So uh no hard feelings?
Sail upon the open skies
#23
Quote by x_thurston_x
Searchbar jokes are awful, no matter how true they may be.
I can't stand "rape" "fap" "i cum blood" or "aids" AT ALL.

Overused, immature, and seriously bad taste.

I love this one!
#24
In Soviet Russia, Pit joke overuse you!
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#26
Mudkipz.
Bad "Rick Rolls" ...you know someone comes over to the Pit and makes a thread about how he's been rickrolled:
"We were in the car and "Never Gonna Give You Up" came on the radio OMFG I got rickrolz!"
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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#27
HNNNNNGHHHHRRRRRRR!



Funny, but overused.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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brilliant
#28
I love it how the majority of these 'Pit jokes' are just recycled from /b/.
There's a reason they're not used outside of the Pit
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#31
Memes taken from 4chan so retards think it's original here when we really stole it from there.

SO ABOUT EVERY DAMN JOKE HERE.
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#32
union jake

not too overly used lately though
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#34
Quote by Alexander_BR
Anyone remember *********?

*slowly raises hand, looking around to see if anyone else does*


ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#37
Quote by xLESTERX
hijacking threads

That gets annoying at times, I've only seen it performed successfully twice.

Other than that, the "Yo dawg I herd you like..." jokes are pretty old. I've never seen a meme created and worn down that fast. It was done so much that it got old in one night.
#39
Quote by metaldud536
That's a good one and I like it.



I agree.
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#40
Quote by xLESTERX
hijacking threads

i was apart of one of them.
*Raises head in Pride*
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