#1
I saw this on tv a little while ago.

Back in the 70's, a whale beached itself and died in Oregon.

People didn't want to bury it, because it would have been uncovered again, nobody wanted to cut it up into smaller pieces, and burning it was out of the question due to the smell.

The only logical conclusion?
Blow it the fuck up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

The aftermath is absolutely hilarious.
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#2
saw that on TV a while back, ****in' 200 pound chunck of whale blubber crushed some dudes car. Who's idea was that anyway?
#5


****ing morons
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#6
This is why I love America.

"We can't move it? **** it, blow it up."
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#8
1/2 ton of TNT for a 8 ton whale? Pretty excessive, but this is America
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#9
lol blowing up f**king whale solves everything

"ohh look mom its rosie o' donald" lol

(that was corny i know)
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#10
omg they still needed more dynimite. lol
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#11
and everyone thought this was a good idea because....
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#12
There isn't a single problem in the world that can't be solved with strategically placed explosives.

Economy? Blow up the banks.
Government? Blow up the main building.
Boredom? Grab a joint and get blowed up.
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