#1
Never had a myspace before, I just recently made one for music. How do I go about making it awesome? Like add stuff about me and color and stuff.



EDIT: its a musicians profile, I dont need scantily clad pictures of me infront of a mirror with a cell phone camera. Thanks though.
If you want to jam in/around Mooresville NC message me.
Last edited by 812many at Nov 30, 2008,
#2
Delete the account now. Or you will regret it, trust me.
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#3
First, make crappy music on garage band and then throw it up there without even listening to it. Then proceed to spam the living hell out of everyone you know and see how many views you can get.

GO!
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#4
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First, make crappy music on garage band and then throw it up there without even listening to it. Then proceed to spam the living hell out of everyone you know and see how many views you can get.

GO!

thats what i did!!!!
#5
take pictures of your scantily clad self in the mirror while posing provocatively. indicate your love to your boyfriend with lots of little notes and cute picture slideshows.

as for "stuff about me" I suggest finding one of those nifty surveys. be sure to include your date of birth, governmental identification number, credit card numbers, home address, favorite color, and farthest you've ever gone on a first date.
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#6
Make sure you use a background that gives casual viewers epilepsy and chose the curls font in pale yellow and slap up old and annoying youtube videos of cats. Make up various **** about how awesome you are and pad it all out with some terrible amateur photography of yourself using a mirror and a grainy cellphone camera.
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#7
First you need to delete it. Then you need to hit your computer with a baseball bat (nails in bat are optional) then you can either: A.) take a piss on one the open circuits or B.) Go play music. Everywhere else. In ACTUAL reality.
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#8
whats up with the myspace bashing? is it an old joke i missed or what?
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whats up with the myspace bashing? is it an old joke i missed or what?


no, its a new joke that you are getting in on. Good job!
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#10
make sure nobody can get back to the home page or turn off your song once they get there.
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