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#1
i would like a smoke right now but i really can't get outside undetected. If i place towels under the doors of my bathroom, spray some ****, run the fan and the shower, will the smell be masked and not linger? getting caught is NOT an option, so i wont do it unless i am definitly safe.
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#3
all you need to do is get a water bottle, cut the end off, stuff it with bounce drier sheets and exhale into that. Your smoke will smell like bounce.
#4
Don't smoke...
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#7
Just...dont?

I dont know, I'm not an idiot.

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#9
1) Take off your shirt so the smoke doesn't smell it up
2) Open a window
3) Lean out of said window
4) Smoke
5) Close window, wash hands, use mouthwash/chew gum
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#10
wow. the guitar community doesnt smoke? it must not be cool anymore!!
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#11
urm. It will linger in a bathroom since its a closed space, unless u leave the extractorfan on for like 20 min. and running shower will make smell worse.
#13
Quote by _testament_
all you need to do is get a water bottle, cut the end off, stuff it with bounce drier sheets and exhale into that. Your smoke will smell like bounce.



Guaranteed to work. A paper towl/toilet paper roll works as well.
#14
Sorry to act like the innocent 3rd grader but smoking is just stupid. No one even cares anymore.
#15
smoke comes off of the cigarette too. what do i do about that?
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#16
Quote by Stoner stone
i would like a smoke right now but i really can't get outside undetected. If i place towels under the doors of my bathroom, spray some ****, run the fan and the shower, will the smell be masked and not linger? getting caught is NOT an option, so i wont do it unless i am definitly safe.


well i don't know. i know for a fact the towel idea won't work. the smoke from a cig is very hard to mask. i know the water bottle trick works for weed. i don't know how it would work for cigarets though.
#17
Quote by _testament_
all you need to do is get a water bottle, cut the end off, stuff it with bounce drier sheets and exhale into that. Your smoke will smell like bounce.

This. It's called a sploof, and they are a great thing.
#18
Quote by Stoner stone
wow. the guitar community doesnt smoke? it must not be cool anymore!!


NO it's just that the majority of the users on this site (myself included) are ****ing lame
#20
the least you guys can do is respect his choices. i'm sure he's well aware of the health risks by now.
#21
Bah.
Fags suck. (no pun intended)

It's addictive and it doesn't get you high up in the clouds.

Smoke pot, fella.
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#22
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NO it's just that the majority of the users on this site (myself included) are ****ing smart


fix'd

And I'll leave this thread at that.

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#23
Quote by Stoner stone
i would like a smoke right now but i really can't get outside undetected. If i place towels under the doors of my bathroom, spray some ****, run the fan and the shower, will the smell be masked and not linger? getting caught is NOT an option, so i wont do it unless i am definitly safe.


Do this, it will work just fine.
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#24
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Sorry to act like the innocent 3rd grader but smoking is just stupid. No one even cares anymore.



Someone just got out of class.
#25
Quote by Stoner stone
wow. the guitar community doesnt smoke? it must not be cool anymore!!


well the guitar community has never been all that cool. smoking, however, has always been cool, and always will be. right? anyway, you can't smoke without leaving any trace of scent, for the least amount of stink, your best bet is to just hang out your window.
#26
Man, EVEN if the people who you dont want to catch you DO smoke (apologies for caps) they are gonna smell it.

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#27
Why don't you wait until everybody is asleep and go out of your bedroom window? That's what I did when I used to smoke pot. If you have a two story house, go down the stairs and out a window. If someone sees or hears you going downstairs, get a drink of soda or something.
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#28
ok man this will make it safe for sure get some bounce sheets (the ones you use for laundry) and put them in a empty toilet paper role thing. Then when you take a drag and you are exhaling put the empty tiolet paper roll with bounce sheets in it to your mouth and blow the smoke through it cause it filters it and there is no smell!!! Just crach crack the window just a tiny bit so it isnt noticeably smoky in there. (this also works amazing for smokin weed inside not just cigs)
#29
Quote by Stoner stone
smoke comes off of the cigarette too. what do i do about that?


if your bathroom has a window, just smoke in your bathroom with the window open, then actually take a shower and after washing yourself the soap smell will be carried through the smoke and get the cigarette smell out of the bathroom. You also won't smell like cigarette smoke.
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#30
Well befor I found out my parents didnt care I use to get some straws and put them together and hook it to the end of a cig and just crack the window enough to let the cig and straw out...Then make another for you smoke to blow out the smoke...I use to do it all time time and it works...
#31
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Well befor I found out my parents didnt care I use to get some straws and put them together and hook it to the end of a cig and just crack the window enough to let the cig and straw out...Then make another for you smoke to blow out the smoke...I use to do it all time time and it works...


Man, I own my own house, but I'm gonna try this. Genius.
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#32
i used to smoke for a few years, when i needed to do it indoors i'd go in my bathroom, blow the smoke through an empty roll of toilet paper with dryer sheets stuffed inside of it and flush the filter down the toilet. never got caught, but my parents arent too sharp; and the bathroom i smoked in was upstairs, and my parents room downstairs.

a window is a much better option. OH and if you do it in the bathroom turn on the shower water really hot i guess so it gets steamy.
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#33
Can't you just say you're going for a walk or something?
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#34
Just try to find a way outside. Its not as hard as you might think i always sneak outside while ppl are all around the house.
#35
Ill let you in on this little secret.


Smoking is only fun when your trying to hide from your parents while doing it. After they are cool with it its just a filth dirty nasty hard to kick habit.
#36
Quote by MegaShreeder
Bah.
Fags suck. (no pun intended)

It's addictive and it doesn't get you high up in the clouds.

Smoke pot, fella.

It gets you a little bit woozy for a minute or two if you don't smoke regularly.
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#37
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Ill let you in on this little secret.


Smoking is only fun when your trying to hide from your parents while doing it. After they are cool with it its just a filth dirty nasty hard to kick habit.


I'll let you in on this little secret.


Smoking is cool. Non-smokers give smokers cancer by constantly spewing hate. Smoking makes you live longer and would cure every known disease if not for the non-smokers ruining it for everyone.
#40
Quote by jmilli2
I'll let you in on this little secret.


Smoking is cool. Non-smokers give smokers cancer by constantly spewing hate. Smoking makes you live longer and would cure every known disease if not for the non-smokers ruining it for everyone.


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