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Anyone into them? I had a pair of balls for a few years and I haven't used them yet. I started playing with my balls just a few weeks ago and realized how relaxing and pleasurable it was.

I heard it's good for your health because the hands are connected to every nerve in your body.
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#4
wat?
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#5
Excuse me good sir, but what the fuck are you conversing about?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#7
Despite the rationally thinking half of my brain deperately urging me to click "Back" and return to the relative sanity present in the rest of this colossal void of horror which we appropriately call The Pit, part of me simply can't resist the urge to ask:

What?
#9
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Anyone into them? I had a pair of balls for a few years and I haven't used them yet. I started playing with my balls just a few weeks ago and realized how relaxing and pleasurable it was.

I heard it's good for your health because the hands are connected to every nerve in your body.




But yes I know what you're talking about. I used to have a pair. I'm too lazy to buy some more.

For anyone who doesn't know, they're balls that you roll in your hands for like relaxation.

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#10
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Excuse me? Did you just say you wanted to gargle my balls?

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#11
Sounds like a fresh steaming load of oriental Bullshit to sell to American ignorance.
#13
wow, that sounded way too forced....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#14
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For anyone who doesn't know, they're balls that you roll in your hands for like relaxation.



So,you buy these balls,then fondle them in your hands for relaxation?
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So,you buy these balls,then fondle them in your hands for relaxation?



****, I don't have to pay for that. What a stupid idea.
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#17
wat
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#18
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****, I don't have to pay for that. What a stupid idea.



This explains what you have to train for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa64I0eonzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyIfTHn9ut0
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#19
I don't like playing with other people's balls.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#21
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Why buy balls when you have a perfectly fine pair attached to you?



They even come in a pouch for safe keeping
#22
Sorry if I'm reviving this but if anyone has any tutorials on how to practice spinning your balls, can you please post links?

Thanks.
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#23
Thread declared win- playing with teh balls is a necessity to our pit lifestyle.
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#26


???

On topic: I need to check those out, they look time consuming.
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???

On topic: I need to check those out, they look time consuming.



What could be more time consuming than The Pit?
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#28
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What could be more time consuming than The Pit?

...

I'm still on a search for that certain something.
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#30
Yeah, yeah, the baoding balls is very useful for the finger's dexterity.
Many people buy the baoding balls to exercise .
#32
Quote by sjzllc00 at #33483650
Yeah, yeah, the baoding balls is very useful for the finger's dexterity.
Many people buy the baoding balls to exercise .


lmao

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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#33
Hey I used to have these but i dropped one on my foot and it hurt so much I got rid of them
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#34
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lmao, balls

Blodeing balls:

variation of blue balls specifically caused by desire for a Jim Root solo album(preferably recorded/listened to whilst wearing pre-owned ballet pumps) that is never fulfilled.
#35
I like fondling balls
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#37
i started reading it and just went "lol everyone here is stupid and 12 y/o" and then I saw 2008 LOL
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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I didn't realize it was 2008 until the end of the first page and now everything makes sense.



i think I was older than you are now in 2008


that's weird...
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